I Will Fry You In Butter, Garlic, And Herbs

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

House and Wilson are literally that one post where a guy calls out his boyfriend's friend saying that they were unhealthily close only for the boyfriend to walk in and spit his drink into said friend's mouth

cant stop thinking about when wilson was describing his affair to cameron and he says "i met someone who made me feel...funny. i didn't want to let that feeling go."

i don't have anything profound or contextually interesting to say about it i just cant stop thinking about it

you want what

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician

Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."

if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.