Some villain: *sneezes*
Vigilante Izuku, from the roof: Bless you!
The Villain: God?
Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Midoriya: but I heard a siren.
Tsu: That was Iida screaming.
oh they grow up so fast :(
ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)
Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Kidnapper: We have your son
Bruce: Which one I have... (to someone else on his end) are we at 7? 8?
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one who never shuts up
Bruce:
Bruce: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Am i the only one who hates reader inserts? Like I read this cause I wanna escape the problems in my life, not have to envision myself having a spectacular variety of other fucked up problems!
Why do my noodles smell like cat food?
what if i got a tv or movie script and changed the name to make a class 1-A sitcom?
WAIT IMAGINE-
interviewer: so who do you think the spy is?
mina, in the confession booth: okay idk but i got this new manicure last week and OH I FOUND A DOG-