Izuku: I’ve Already Decided What I'm Gonna Do

I think I may be a great addition to this:

Me: if my legs give out and I start having body spasms just leave me in the corner.

Boss: I need to call an ambulance if that happens.

Me: if you call an ambulance i WILL run, non-responsive legs be damned

"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"

Me, moments before fainting because i think its funny

"Workimg"

@incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly

Katsuki: What’s up guys? I’m back. Izuku: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Katsuki: Death is a social construct.

(This could also be done in reverse lmao)

Having a food allergy is so wild because what do you MEAN I can sense that there is peanut in this food when it doesn't say that on the menu? Oh it was cooked in peanut oil? Well I can still taste it and I will have a reaction if I keep eating it so-

Would you still love me if I was a 1x1 lego piece?

Chapters: 20/20 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku/Original Character(s), Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Original Characters, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Bakugou Katsuki, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Nezu, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, U.A. Faculty (My Hero Academia), U.A. Students (My Hero Academia), Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru Additional Tags: Bakugou Katsuki Is Not A Bully, Midoriya Inko's Bad Parenting, Abusive Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Singer Midoriya Izuku, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, Neglectful Midoriya Inko, Angry Midoriya Izuku, Child Abandonment, Abandoned Midoriya Izuku, Izuku Midoriya is a kid, Absent Midoriya Inko, Musician Midoriya Izuku, Confused Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Depressed Bakugou Katsuki, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Bad Person Midoriya Inko, Attempted Sexual Assault Summary:

COMPLETE

When a siren sleeps...

... their song will still call.

 Izuku doesn't know who he is without his dream of becoming a hero. He wanders the streets alone after having his dreams crushed until the sound of song breaks him from his thoughts.

He doesn't know it yet but he has a long way to go if he is going to find his purpose...

 but maybe he doesnt need to be a hero to help people?

My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.

Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????

Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍‍♂️🐬🌈

Damian: It’s dark in here Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this Jon: *Stomps their feet* Jon: *Skechers light up*

Katsuki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Izuku: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Katsuki: No! Four to five seconds! Izuku: Too late!!!