Wei WuXian:
Wei WuXian:
*Looks for LAN ZHAN all the time in the first life*
*Always chasing after LWJ in the first life*
*Got branded for a dude*
*Always saving and helping LWJ in the first life*
*Seeks him out even after death and reincarnation*
*Constantly giving him ‘eye-fucking invitations’*
I mean he lusts after him worse than any straight couple flirting I’ve seen...it’s a wonder he didn’t make LWJ’s block list.
And LWJ suffers through all of this and more, ever so patient and generous.
I bet if he had a phone, LWJ would be his emergency contact which would of course make JC extra mad.
Even the gods went, you’re not a villainous soul but please go find your man, he’s pining too hard on earth.
Meanwhile, the Untamed:
Two bro’s chilling in a bath tub five feet apart because they’re what? Not Fuckin’ Gay.
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There are two types of people:
Type A: Life is a mess but every app on the phone is categorized into neat folders and knows exactly which folder to navigate to for an app.
Type B: Got life figured out but the phone is an unholy mess waiting to erupt like a dormant volcano. Knows where to find stuff, but anyone else trying to navigate is just heading towards a level 7 migraine.
“Hey fuckface, get off my property.”
“Not until you return my limited edition Ben 10 watch with the camo strap.”
“Already sold it, what ya gonna do?”
“Hope you like your phone flushed down the toilet.”
Exit stage right.
I’m right and I should say it
Keep hearing about everyone picking up a new skill during the lockdowns and well I’m proud to announce that I can now successfully unravel and re-ravel my self at will.
Being a hypocrite is really tiring, pretending to care takes a toll on a person.
Do I have an exam tomorrow? Yes.
Will I sit down and finish my reading and be proactive and prepare for tomorrow? No.
Or will I ingest toxic amounts of coffee and chocolate and leave the rest up to whichever deity the internet believes in to help me out? Absolutely.
My sister just tried to screenshot her favorite kpop star cutout onto a background screen for a game on Twitter for no reason and ended up dialing emergency services.
Consequences.
I’m still the same asshole I was 10 years ago, I’ve just got bills to pay now.
If I had a dollar for everytime Diego said ‘grassy knoll’ or ‘JFK’ this season I could probably raise my own batch of 7 maladjusted super humans with an ape and a robot.
That said, fuck that monocled piece of shit Reggie Hargreeves.
Edit: Just finished watching season 2 and well, I manifested the second batch there didn’t I? Still fuck Reggie.
Did a little soul searching...I am in fact, a narcissistic little shit with no concern for consequences but if someone mentions a cat I will build a shelter with my bare hands and protect it from the elements.
The weirdest thing about online teaching sessions are that the lecturer is explaining this abstract concept that flies by your head while you lie in bed and check the WhatsApp group where everyone is commenting on his drapes/lighting/interior decoration.
