I'm All For Gay Rights But I've Never Seen Even One Gay Person. Which Makes My Relationship With Gay

im not fond of the 'all men' thing (i hate it) but when i walk alone on a street i am certainly afraid of every single man who does so much as pass by me. logically i do know that they're just people on their business, just like me, but there is always a chance.

why can i no longer see the number of people who disliked the youtube video i need to round up the fellow haters and sound the rallying cry

no i like my men pathetic and desperate for salvation with a wet paper bag of a physique. gimme lots of smoochies and nerd facts about lizards yayy<3

Life is actually simple.

Men are attracted to feminine women. Women are attracted to masculine men.

It’s really that simple.

please stop saying that daniel craig's james bond has no personality. he does, and it is called heinous bitch

suddenly i feel unsafe

i love choccy milk

best food ever

You can only reblog this today.

cringemaxxing at the examination hall

to all the mice living in my walls, you are valid.

squeak squeak my brothers

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

i peaked at six years old when i went up to my mom and told her i wanted to get pregnant by a girl and not a boy. she said it's not possible so i sobbed until i passed out