Currently Planning A Fic Based On This While I Should Be Sleeping XD. Hopefully I Still Have The Motivation

The Golden Guard is probably a sore subject for a while, but I like to think that Hunter soon becomes the #1 slanderer of how much of a loser he was as Philip’s fav suck-up

I don’t draw anything for like a month or two and then when I finally do, it’s a shitpost hgbvhbnj

Inspiration under the cut:

Like…. is it just me or does the concept of crusader memes fit the Golden Guard more than it should?

how is Losing Marbles going? You've got rly good paragraph structuring and the story has such wonderfully written angst, I love it 🥺

Oh aaaa thanks!!! I have the next chapter over halfway done but haven’t been able to do much for the past couple months because of my trip. I’m going home in a few days tho, so hopefully I can get back into writing soon!!

I brain went “what if Darcy glitched?” then shat this out so here ya go

Sasha: I’m here to save her and stop you!

Darcy: Well th- *freezes*

Sasha:

Grime:

Darcy: *slight twitching*

Sasha:

Grime: Is… this a human thing?

Darcy: *eyes start flashing rainbow colors*

Sasha: Don’t think so

Grime:

Sasha: *steps towards Darcy with one sword out in front of her to poke at their armor*

Darcy: -̷̳̝̓̔E̴̳͍͊̊E̶̠̒̚E̸͙͘N̴͙͘E̴̻̎͝N̴͔̙͂͝Ȇ̵̩N̷͖̺̄Ṋ̶̊̈́E̷̡͊N̷͕̾E̴̬͛N̵̜̩̑̐E̴̘͊̋E̶̯͖͒E̸̾͜E̵̻͋N̴̛͇̿Ñ̸̻̖N̷͚̍Ṇ̵̝̎Ń̴̘̭Ǹ̶̯̕ *falls to the floor*

Sasha: *shrieks and stumbles backwards*

Darcy: *rolls around like they have some weird ass ragdoll physics bug* L̴̲̚L̸͔̞͒L̸̻͎͠Ļ̶͎͆Ľ̸̺̰L̸̟͠E̷̘̤̓L̷̺̼̈́̕E̶͇͋E̷͗̚͜È̵̙̗̎E̸̢̔Ě̵̯̭́B̶̡̛̘̚B̶̖̈́B̸̺̀B̸̦̖̀̔B̷̙̮̓͒B̵̰̒B̵̦̠̔̑Ś̸̢͌S̴̨̓̊S̵̝͇̄͠S̸̼̐Ȗ̴̼Ų̴̜̿U̸̺̓̒L̴͈̓͊U̵̹̟̓͝Ļ̷̊̚Ĺ̸̮͠L̵͉̻̈̔B̸̰̐Ṙ̶̺̩͘R̴̖̲͝R̶̒̐͜R̶̗͗Ë̷̮͉́E̴̢̦͗͗

I’m just gonna drop this here-

:3

In honor of the art book, huge shoutout to this ask I got like 2 years ago that I intended to answer but just never finished cuz. Holy shit there’s so many

These are the points I drafted:

And yeah that’s not even including the metric crapton of Losing Marbles stuff me and Froggy have come up with. I can also think of plenty of canon-timeline ones that I didn’t mention but am too lazy to add now.

:D

Incorrect Amphibia quotes: Calamity trio edition

*Something crashes*

Marcy: Shoot-

Anne: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Sasha: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

Anne: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Marcy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Sasha: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Sprig: Anne-

Anne: *sighs* Marcy used to call me Anne...

Sprig: … Because it's your name.

Marcy: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Sasha: Can't relate.

Anne: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Marcy: So what’s the plan?

Anne: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Sasha* she’s mean, come up with something.

Anne: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Sasha: That's why I carry two swords

Anne: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Marcy: Yeah-

Sasha: *kicks in the door*

Anne: Marcy won’t come out of her room!

Sasha: Just tell her I said something.

Anne: Like what?

Sasha: Anything factually incorrect.

Anne, shrugging: If you say so.

Marcy, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Now time for… sashannarcy ✨

Anne: Did Marcy just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Sasha, not looking up from her phone: Yeah, she did.

Anne: And did I just do finger guns back?

Sasha: Yeah, you did.

Marcy: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Anne, looking at Marcy: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Marcy and Anne in unison: *sighs* Sasha

Amphibia as text posts part 3 (except it’s just The Core because I Am Obsessed)

I made these as the sun was rising after a night of not sleeping at all kjibhgfvnbm

A gallant in distress!

idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')

Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)

how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!

I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:

Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH

Why hello there

Omfg lsncksnfjsk

And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.

This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD

Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?

Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?

Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?

Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…

Darcy:

YES!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

TOH gets so much angst but we want some food tooooo :<. The thing is that I blame Disney, not the Amphibicrew. TOH is soooo good with emotional stories but they were cancelled and I’m sure angst was part of the reason why it “DiDn’T fIt ThE dIsNeY bRaNd”. So I feel like Matt was just scared of that happening to Amphibia and reeled back. I hope that Disney at least learns from their mistake of cutting off a show before realizing how popular it was >:T

Btw I thought you might like to know that when I clicked on your profile and saw ur banner, I had to bury my face in my blanket for a couple seconds to calm down the immense and conflicting feelings of amusement, disappointment, and fear LMAO

Greetings, frog Tumblr! Welcome to my impulsive, salt-induced Amphibia rant!!

This where I’m gonna ramble about Anne’s nonchalance and near indifference towards Marcy’s whole situation despite, not only supposedly wielding the “heart” gem (which embodies empathy, selflessness, and responsibility), but also the fact that she has been friends with Marcy since before kindergarten and has previously been very protective of her.

So STRAP IN, frogs, newts, toads, and hummuses alike cuz HERE WE GO

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