Obsessed With The Fact That The Spideypool Dynamic Can Be Watered Down To “miss You Pookie Bear”

I was bored so I draw Danny on paint

DPxDC Put on A Show

TW: suicide attempts but for fun

After a few years of doing the whole vigilante thing, Danny gets bored of his quick and simple transformation act. He gets bored of doing the memes along with it as well — the 'I guess I'll die' was funny at first, but there's really only so many times it works.

The solution? He starts staging his own deaths. Throwing a toaster in the bathtub, comically falling down on a knife, slipping on a banana peal and hitting his head, all that jazz. He has his own list of preferred suicides, ranking from the quickest to slowest and from the least to most painful, and another one that goes from the least inconvenient method to most troublesome one. The first one on the latter is getting shot at. The last is getting suffocated in a swarm of bees so far.

His friends are long used to it — they are all Amity kids, honestly, their idea of humor is really twisted. They laugh their asses off when Danny attempts to strangle himself with one of those sour candy strips. They laugh even harder when he succeeds.

But then Danny moves for college and realizes that most people outside Amity Park don't think performed suicide is funny.

And, well.

Sucks to be them because Danny does not plan on stopping any time soon!

The absolute culmination of it comes one dark November evening, when the Fenton luck strikes again and Danny finds himself being a hostage in Joker's old as time performance: making Batman choose between saving Robin or saving a helpless civilian, both of them hanging over the tanks full of acid.

Only, midway through the madman's pathetic speech, they all get to see said civilian wake up, look around to realize what kind of situation he ended up in, and then excitedly say, "Sick, a jacuzzi!"

And happily, eagerly wiggle his way out of the ropes to fall in, screaming, "Cannonball!"

I NEED MORE FICS OF BATFAM TIME TRAVELS LIKE THIS, PLEASE, I CRAVE FOR THEM SO BAD-

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

{𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄!}

My little corner in the vastness of tumbr

A place where I dump everything that is produced inside my brain!

Hi, I'm Duckie the Duck, I'm an artist between 14 and 18 years old, any pronouns but mostly He/Him, autistic, and I'm kind of mute, like, a mix of a throat injury that makes it kind of uncomfortable to talk, with a certain preference for non-verbality that comes from my autism, and a slight coping mechanism, but don't worry, I'm fine! :D

My AO3 account ->

[Fandons I'm a part of ⬇️]

DC, most especially Batfam and the Shazamily/Marvel Family. However, I never got to read a single DC comic, maybe a Batman movie or two because my aunt is obsessed with him, but I was too young at the time and I barely remember it.

Marvel, specifically the Avengers, but I've only seen the movies, and I haven't even seen all of them, just some, haven't seen the ones with the big conflicts, like the war against Thanos. Except for the one about the battle of New York.

Danny Phantom, but I only watched up to episode 17 of the first season.

Lego Monkie kid, Aka Lmk , but I only watched up to the beginning of the fourth season cuz I lost the website where I watched the show, so I couldn't finish it, much less start the fifth season.

Supernatural , but I only watched it until the beginning of season 6.

Lego Ninjago , I watched almost everything, except for some specials that I couldn't find anywhere to watch, and I took a break from the new series that's coming out on Netflix.

Brooklyn99 , I watched ALL of this one.

Transformers , but I've only watched some of the movies and only a few episodes of some of the series.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Aka TmnT , but I only watched a few seasons of the 2012 one I think and I watched the Rottmnt(Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) show and the movie.

Wakfu , longing for this master piece.

Hilda , this girl is B4DASS af, and I love Twig.

Cuphead , It's simply incredible, two brothers going feral on the devil, who wouldn't like that?

Sonic , but I've only watched a few episodes of the Sonic Boom series, and I've only watched the first Netflix movie.

Nimona , I haven't read the book(s) but I watched the Netflix movie.

The Hunger Games , it's so freaking good, I rewatched the four films in a marathon with my sister this Easter, but we're not able to see the fifth one because we're lazy, and since it's been a while since I saw it, I forgot the plot of that one, also, haven't read the books in a while, gotta look for them again in the maze of books here at home.

Kipo And The Age Of Wonderbeasts, Aka Kataow (I think I'm the only one who calls it that), rest in peace Hugo my buddy.✌️🕊☮️

Carmem Sandiego , iconic diva.

Avatar , both the elements and the blue aliens, but I only watched The Legend of Aang until shortly after the Northern Water Tribe arc.

Dungeon Meshi , Falin and Marceline forever. Both Platonic and Not.

EPIC: The musical, another master piece, god this is simply divine, love you Mister Jalapeño<3

[My Always!Au Masterlist⬇️]

Memes/Headcanons: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Real first quote about the Au and some concepts: here.

Redesing Attempts: part 1, part 2, part 3

Old draft of concepts: here.

Writing prompt based on Mr. Peabody and Sherman: Here.

Always!Au Fics⬇️

Two tiny tufts of red and black hair drawings: chapter 1, chapter 2

The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick

The story goes:

Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word

Dick: Deal.

Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*

Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*

Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*

—

A few weeks later it’s

Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing

(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)

Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it

Dick: *jumps and lands it*

Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*

—-

This goes on between them for years - up until you know what

—-

Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row

Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch

Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*

Dick:

Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*

—-

(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)

Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number

Tim: okay

Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*

Tim: *handing over the 20*

—

Cass:

Steph: oh you’re fucking on

Cass:

Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*

—-

Cass:

Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet

Damian: *wins*

Cass: >:(

—-

Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father

Duke: Hell yeah

Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*

Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE

—

By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats

—

It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day

Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry

Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013

Jason: Watch me

Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*

Jason: Wait for it…

Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*

Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*

Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years

Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family

Jason:

Jason: *definitely not crying*

—-

Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon

The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”

“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”

“I know but this one is special-“

I think I want to give this AU a name, just in case I can get the energy to write a fic later.

I was thinking of something like "Always!AU" you know? Like, it would be like that because I want Bruce and Clark to have a promise, one to always take care of each other and always be there for each other.

I want it to be a promise that carries as much weight as the one Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian made in "No More Dead Robins." I want that promise to spread throughout the family as they grow up.

And that's why the name "Always!AU", but I don't know, if anyone has an option that they think is good, just put it up and I'll see if I change it or not.

Please I would like to know, I think your writing and your fanfics on AO3 are wonderful!

— Mister Void, at your pleasure.🖤🗝

OH YES PLEASE LET ME!!!😍🤩No one ever wanted to hear about it🥲

I feel like:

I think that's why she's one of my strongest Kins- BUUuuuut going back

It's not exactly an AU, since I didn't write anything anywhere, I just have it all stored in the back of my brain.It's more like a preference and a mix of several Headcanons and concepts that I took from some fanfics I read on AO3.

Like for example, the Batfam being absolute cryptids and scaring the shit out of everyone else in the hero community. For this trope, I usually like to think of the Batfam as having managed to build functional, realistic and beautiful wings.

Oh yeah, and let's not forget the classic bird language. Oh oh and the feline like claws and pads on the gloves too!Also, I like to think that Billy joined the family like, half a week after being invited to the League, seriously, he may be magical and a little more mature, but he's still a kid, and the Bats only need one slip-up from him to put the pieces together.

I also like to think that this Billy doesn't have the others from Shazamily, yet, because I want him, the way he is, to look at this bunch of orphaned street kids(and his lost twin sister of course), and simply give a Batman, taking them to the mansion just to shock everyone that the first one(technically second because of the whole Park Row's children and Jason thing) to start having Bruce's addiction to adoption was not Dick but Billy.

And even though I haven't put this in either of the two fanfics I've written so far, I'd like Bruce's parents(and Alfred) and Clark's parents to meet before the two were even born yet, and for them to grow up as brothers, and for the Kent farm to be an escape from Gotham's overwhelming elite and the spotlight for Bruce.

I want a young, stubborn Bruce to take a young, scared Clark around the farm and find Clark's ship, I want them to find out sooner what Clark is, who he was, his birth name, I want this duo of kids to be the ones to find out that Diana Prince is Wonder Woman and for her to take them as apprentices (References to an AO3 fic called Shadow Demon, it's really good, oh and I'm also getting a little bit of Alternative Heroes, Same Hearts).

I want a good relationship and communication between the Batfam, make Alfred forcefully shove an angry teenage Bruce into a therapy room, and of course, the training with the monks, and make him be very grateful for that now that he has to take care of other traumatized and vengeful little humans.

I want Jason to be caught sooner, that he was trying to steal Batman's tires to buy medicine for his mother, I want Bruce to take this child and feed him and promise to help in the best way possible, I want Bruce to take him to the moldy apartment that the boy calls home, I want him to realize the state of his mother, I want her to have already left, that she took advantage of Jason's departure to be able to get rid of her pain without having to do it in front of him. I want Bruce to comfort a young and hysterical Jason, I want this boy to cry himself to sleep only to wake up wrapped in the softest sheets of his entire life.

I want a Bruce who reveals his identity to Jim before he even considers taking a young, eager Barbara under his wings, okay? I want a responsible Bruce.

And don't make poor Lucius have so much stress.

I want Bruce to notice the little shadow following them (seriously, I think it's cool that Tim managed to do this without getting caught, but not here, Batman, Batwoman [yes, she comes sooner, i want Kate to come visit her cousin and see the shit he's doing and refuse to leave until he includes her] and Robin have wings, with sensors to feel things that normal people don't feel, like changes in the air, or even sensors to smell more specifically.), I want Bruce to notice that the neighbors left, but his son didn't go with them, I want Bruce to pick up this abandoned boy and wrap him in a hug.

I want him to see the daughter of one of the Rougues trying to sabotage her father, I want him to accept the help willingly and try to slowly gain her trust, I want a Bruce who saves Stephanie from her own father, I want a Bruce who couldn't save her mother, I want a Steph who even though she's sad doesn't blame him. I don't want Tim and Steph to date. I want them to be siblings. I want them to be best friends. I want them to be like twins. I want them to be chaos gremilins together!

I want Talia to not be evil, I want her to be essentially kind, I want a Talia who blames herself millions for what she did to Bruce, I want a Talia who looks at this tiny baby in her arms and loves him unconditionally, I want a Talia who can't stand watching the training her father gives to her baby, her son, I want Talia to take a 3-4 year old Damian and take him to Bruce, I want her to get hurt in the escape, I want Bruce to save her, but I also want her to run away, run away far away so that the LoA doesn't get close to her little and adorable Dami, nor her beloved, or the children he took as his. I want them to have a complicated, distant, forbidden, cursed by others, but true and lasting love.

I want the cat and bat game to be between Kate and Selina, I want more lesbian couples!!!Harley and Ivy? Stuning lesbians.

Oh, and the Joker and Jason incident... I want a Jason who feels so loved in a way he's never felt before that he musters up the courage to talk to his father(!), I want him to tell Bruce about Sheila, I want a Bruce who is an unconditionally loving and supportive father who offers to take him to where she is, I want him to warn him about the Joker, I want the bomb to go off with Bruce opening the warehouse doors just in time to just look at his Jaylad and he looks back and neither of them can get any closer.

I don't want a Bruce who kills the Jokerbut I want a Bruce who beats him to the point of paralysis.

I want Clark to be forced to leave the country at top speed to stop Bruce, but not to save the Joker, I want it to be to help his crying brother, to stop him from destroying himself with the clown.

I want that whole thing about or whoever wrote Alfred putting a "Good Soldier" plaque on Jason's grave to go to the fucking hell, I want him to have a proper burial, I want Park Row to mourn the death of one of their own who managed to get out of poverty and still come back to help them, I want Crime Alley to mourn the death of their little bird.

I want Tim to take a lot longer to take up the mantle of Robin, I want a Steph who stays with her no-twin even more, I want a Bruce who after talking to Clark and Diana makes everyone go to therapy, I want Ivy to help Harley recover from that bastard clown, I want Bruce to go see how the two are.

I want Talia to see a revived Jason wandering and take him in, I want her to try to start making amends with Bruce by starting by taking care of his lost boy, I want her to start seeing him as hers too, I want Damian and Jason to be brothers, I want Talia to show the state the Joker is in, I want her to show that it took Clark to get Bruce away from the clown's decrepit body, I want her to show how his family scared the city so much that not only the rougues avoided going out at night, I want Talia to take them both back to Bruce.

I want them to cuddle in a pile of love and affection, I want a Talia still being treated to be in that pile too, I want that even with her away most of the time, the kids see her as a mother.

I want Tim to take up the mantle of Robin with Jason's blessing. And I want Steph to finally come out as Batgirl.

I want a young Cass to be noticed as soon as she sets foot in Gotham, I want it to be during one of Talia's visits, I want my couple to take this girl raised to be a weapon and turn her into a real child, I want everyone in the mansion to learn ASL when she prefers to gesture rather than speak most of the time. I want Steph to hand her over to Batgirl with Barbara's blessing and the two of them to go out together on Cass's first patrol with Tim hot on their heels.

And I want Bruce to find out about the "we are Robin" movement, I want Bruce to take this boy who started a gang under his wing.

I want Bruce to see this city and the heroes who disappeared out of nowhere and came back out of nowhere, I want the trinity to invite Marvel to the League, I want Bruce to discover that the Champion of Magic, Fawcette's main hero, an idol to many (and to Clark, who was very disappointed when he found out that Marvel wasn't Kryptonian), is a homeless child. I want Bruce to gain his trust, I want Bruce to give him a family and promise to find this boy's sister.

I want a Bruce who, after the invasion of Starro, sees this little star in his hands and can't resist his children wanting to keep him (and he himself wanted to too-), I want Jarro to be included in things, I WANT HIM TO HAVE THE LOVE HE DESERVES, OKAYY!?!?!?!

I want the current Justice League to be new, I want Bruce to be the first father and I want no one but Diana, Clark and Billy to know... Oh, and Barry too, since Dick would be best friends with Wally from an early age.

I want a Bruce who doesn't kill, but I also want a Bruce who doesn't force his rules and morals down his children's throats, I want a Bruce who understands that his children are individual beings, I want Bruce to understand that his children can and do have different morals and views.

I want Jon and Damian to be raised like Clark and Bruce were.

I want Clark to see this clone that looks about Tim's age and not think twice about bringing him home. I want Kon and Tim to be Bi best friends.

Oh and Kara!! I want Kara and Babs to be a thing, I want them together!!! I want my third lesbian coupleee!!

I want Kate and Selina, Ivy and Harley to be the cool aunts who take the kids out to cause chaos.

I want Bruce to have less of a Brucie or hooker persona and more of a tired dad thing. Dark circles under his eyes? Oh, Dami couldn't sleep. Hurt? Uh, Dick tried to maneuver the chandelier and would have fallen if I hadn't run to catch him! Am I a mess? The kids started an argument!

And I think that's it for now, I hope I put everything that was in my head.

Oh, to add, I've never read any DC comics, okay? Not Marvel either, or anything other than Turma da Monica(in english: Monica's Gang)...

lol

spideypool thing from last year 😦

"No, my hyperfocuses are not too extreme."

Classmate: Really?

Me: Yeah.

Classmate: Okay, well, changing the subject, do you have pets? I have a siamese kitten named Lenny.

Me: Oh, yes! Two dogs, three birds, a cat and a toad!

Classmate: Uh- um, quite a few, huh? What are their names? Their breed too?

Me: Well, there's Laios, a golden retriever and border collie mix, Max, a Siberian husky and German shepherd mix, Gray, a Norwegian Forest cat, Eurylochus, a black bird, Odysseus, a robin, Polites, a magpie, and last but not least, Gee, a mud frog, he's kind of chubby.

Classmate:

Classmate: Why do you have a dog named after that guy from Dungeon Meshi, a dog named after Ben 10's uncle, a cat that was clearly named in part by Graystripe from Warrior Cats, three birds literally named after characters from The Odyssey, and a frog named after the protagonist's best friend from Kulipari?

Me: Pffff- WHAT?- Nononononope pff dude, where did you get that from man?-

Classmate: Vallety, I'm Carol's sister.

Me: Ah, right, I forgot about that...

Mary(Carol's big sis): You so used to talk and chatter so much about these things that she picked up this habit from you and now I have to deal with her in my ear processing out loud the tsunami of information that you simply shed on her and the other three!

Me:

Mary: And don't even get me started on THIS! *Points violently at my bag that has more keychains and brooches than zippers and pockets.* or THIS! *She gestures violently at my clothes, which the only ones without a print of something from Marvel or DC or Stranger Things or any anime, is because they were gifts that I had no choice but to accept so as not to be rude, or because they were prints with something that reminded me of an object/item/concept heavily performed/shown/analogized in small niche series like Warrior Cats or Kulipari or etc like that.*

Me: I-

Mary: or THIS! *Points to my accessories, which follow the same logic as my clothes.* or THIS! *points to my hundred unfinished sketch books, full of drawings of the same characters, or random self-insert OCs* J- *Gasping* Just- Admit it. You have a problem.

Me:

Me:

Me: *Take my bike which literally has a sticker of the words "TURTLE POWER" in graffiti font in reference to TMNT and pedals away in despair.*

Mary: YOUR LIL SUCKER- GET BACK HERE! *Chases me down.*

I loved it, I felt the need to squeeze my brain power and capacity and try to write at least a little-

—————

Barry was really excited for the League meeting this time! (which is a rare thing)

It turns out that this time, they would be getting a new member! A considerably new hero from Fawcette City, named Captain Marvel!

He's heard some stories about the new guy, and seriously bro, the whole of Fawcette seems to love him, that should be more than enough of an indication that the man is nice

So Barry tried to get there a bit more early and not be late this time, just a little bit.

The speedster happily sat down in his chair next to Hal and greeted him, then trying to be patient as he waited for the trinity and the rookie to arrive for the meeting to begin.

It took a little while, but soon Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman arrived with who Barry assumed was Captain Marvel, if he had to guess with that red suit and the fact that Fawcette's new hero was affectionately nicknamed as Big Red Cheese.

Batman: I would like to introduce everyone to Captain Marvel, the new hero who emerged from Fawcette and the newest member of the Justice League.

The said hero waved a little shyly to everyone in the room but with a big and shining smile on a small two-seconds delay as if he was checking his cue at the moment.

Superman: We hope everyone on the team can give a great welcome to Marvel as a new coworker and friend!

The big blue scout says with his usual encouraging smile.

Wonder Woman: We also expect everyone to understand and include Marvel, given to his certain... condition.

The Amazon added, looking at everyone in the room analytically.

Green Lantern: And what condition exactly would that be?

Hal questioned what Barry and probably the others were curious to know.

Batman: Captain Marvel unfortunately suffers from deafness, so I will be providing a sign language course for everyone in the League, in addition to being able to communicate with Marvel, it is also a step towards expanding the members' communication skills, that would be useful in case interacting with deaf civilians is necessary. *The dark knight clicked on his tablet and sent the said course to everyone.*

Batman: Attendance at the course for least twice a week is mandatory.

He added in a firm tone.

Meanwhile, Marvel was standing behind the trinity, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, still with a beaming smile on his face as the situation was explained.

Is it weird that Barry finds the deaf electrolux refrigerator grown ass man's behavior kinda cutie potatie?

—————

After the meeting ended, the speedster made a point of going to Marvel.

Flash: Hey man! *He called, momentarily forgetting about the other's deafness and half a second later remembering and then touching his shoulder to get his attention.*

Marvel: *He jumped slightly in fright and turned around to see a slightly embarrassed but also excited Flash.*

He smiled at Barry and waved at him before pulling out a little notebook from god knows where.

Hello! You are the Flash, right? It's nice to meet you!

Barry nodded and left in a second to go to his room and get a notebook himself.

Yes I am! And you are Captain Marvel, i have heard a lot of things about ya, it's to nice meet you too buddy! :)

Really? Cool, I wish it wasn't anything weird! I would like to not cause a bad first impression :D

Naahh, just nice stuff, the people from your city genuinely loves you, huh?

I think you could say that, I always try my best to help anyone who needs, so be loved by those people is kinda nice and makes my heart warm ^^

Yeap, the guy is nice, and kinda cute, It's like interacting with a big, condensed, radiant sunshine ball.

Cool! You really are quite a hero, huh? I'd would love to be your friend.

Marvel froze for a second, before his eyes widened and his smile grew brighter and brighter (if that's possible)

Yes yes!! I would love to be your friend too! You have no idea! :DD

The writing was a bit messy from Marvel's hustle and bustle, but it was still quite readable and got the message across well.

Soon the sprinter found himself wasting a few more sheets of paper and pen ink on more conversation.

Something tells he his future self might thank him for this.

Deaf Captian Marvel

When Billy came to the Rock of Eternity he was so confused and oh so excited

The idea of getting super powers and helping people? A dream come true

The wizard told him to prepare himself and called the lightining

It was loud and scary, the crackling, booming sound echoed trough the throne room, filling every little nook and cranny with its presence

And thus, Billy Batsons word came silent

And Captain Marvel awoke

Justice league had the newbie from Fawcett on their radar for a while now, he seems good at what he does and seems genuinely nice

They eventually decided that it's time to finally recruit him

They land on the roof of a tall building where Captain Marvel, as the people called him, was hovering on, drawing something in a notebook

Superman: hello, you're Captian Marvel, right?

The Captian didn't answer him, didn't even acknowledge him, just kept drawing. Rude

Bruce: Captian Marvel

Still nothing

Wonder Woman: I kindly ask you to at least look at us when we're talking to you

When she placed her hand on his shoulder he flinched and turned around frightenent

Like he didn't notice they've been there for some time now

Superman: ah finally, we'd like to talk to you about- huh?

Captian Marvel was motioning him to stop, he opened his notebook on a fresh page and started scribbling something and showed them when he was done

I'm deaf, sorry

Oh

Oh

That explains why he didn't hear them earlier

Batman started signing to him but was met with frantic shaking head

So he took out a notebook

How long have you been deaf?

Since always

The how come you don't know sign language? Don't people who are born deaf learn it early on to talk with people?

I never really had anyone to teach me or talk to

Well that was, sad

Are you interested in joining the Justice League?

As soon as Captian Marvel readed the note he started shaking his head and smiling as brightly as a sun

Well then it's decided

On the next meeting Batman assigned mandatory sign language lessons

The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.

We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.