American Snacks

American Snacks

Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz: *Trying a Hershey bar*

Gaz: *Spits it out* This tastes like vomit!

Alex and Oswald: Vomit?!

Ghost: *Shrugs* it tastes like cheap chocolate

Oswald: Cheap?!

Price: *Swooshing his mouth with tea to rid the taste* I agree. This is probably the worst chocolate I have ever put in my mouth

Soap: *Eats the rest of the bar* I donnae what ye all mean. Chocolates, chocolate

Oswald: *Looks at soap* Thank you! You all are so dramatic, I swear

Alex: Alright, alright. Lets move on...how about root beer float? *pours a glass over icecream*

Ghost: No wonder Americans are fat...

Gaz: *Takes a bite* Mouthwash?!

Price: You feeding us mouthwash, Alex?

Oswald: It may taste like mouthwash, but its frickin delicious mouthwash-as long as its with icecream

Soap: Bonnie...If I wanted to brush my teeth I would've done it, not let the dessert do it

Alex: ...

Ghost: Soaps right. Its like if a dentist became a chef

Oswald: I hate you all

Alex: *Sighing to himself* Maybe we should've picked different snack choices...

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1 year ago

Price: Mmm...chilly night eh?

Gaz: I can handle it Capt

Soap: Aye, nothing compared to the winters at home

Price: Tough one's are you? Alright *Puts out fire* Night boys

In the morning:

Price: *Yawns* Mornin-

Ghost, Gaz, and Soap: *Sleeping layered on each other for warmth*

Price: *Grins smugly while snaping a picture* Like a bunch of primary boys in a sleepover


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1 year ago
@cloudofbutterflies92

@cloudofbutterflies92

Rough doodle of Eden I made for fun

I spent waay too long looking at refs in your blog just to give up and stick to one photo ref 🥲

Anyways, hope you like it!

1 year ago

Mana: *Sulking* This job is the reason I'm single...I just can't take it anymore, can someone just take me out?

Oswald: *Grabs a bat* With pleasure

Gaz: *Lowers the bat* Thats not what he meant-


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1 year ago

Learning Pidgin

In the mess hall:

Mana: Eh brah, you seen dakine? Can or what?

Oswald: Can. I just seen 'em da udda day at dakine at dakine, and she said can

Mana: No can brah, I tought she stay wit' dakine

Oswald: No brah! She broke up wit' dakine to end up wit' him

Mana: Hah?

Oswald: Yeah brah! It was nuts cuz when she did 'em she was doing dakine-ah. So at first she said can, now she saying no can

Mana: Oh, I tought you said she said can

Oswald: No brah, dakine said can

Mana: Oh dakine said can

Soap and Ghost across from them: ...

Ghost: I have no idea what I just heard, and I choose to ignore it

Soap: Aye. I think it's some secret government code

Original Audio from the legend Tumua


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1 year ago

Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

A few Oswald sketches I drew a while back.

(I didn't have a set tattoo made for her then, so my past sketches changes her tatts a bit.)

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Willow "Oswald" Pelekai
Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

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Some random FunFacts since i'm here:

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- Oswald dosen't have the best eyesight so she typically wears contacts.

- She wears sunglasses to help block out the sun while also covering up any eyebags due to her terrible sleep schedule during missions.

- A big coffee enthusiast. She adores all kinds, but she has a huge sweet tooth so she loves her coffee sweet.

- Her pidgin isn't usually as prominent, especially during missions, but when annoyed or excited her pidgin becomes super thick and fast, making it hard to understand her.

- Her hair is super long, its part of her culture. But, due to military code she trims it down. Though her hair regrows back to its original length in a few months.

- Oswald adores her family. She especially adores her two brothers in which she talks a lot about during missions, though its only to people she trusts. The rest of her homelife is kept off for privacy reasons.

- She listens to A LOT of Hawaiian Reggae. Humming to a few local Hawaiian songs as a sort of coping mechanism during stress.

1 year ago
@the-whispers-of-death
@the-whispers-of-death

@the-whispers-of-death

Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...

(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)

Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts

1 year ago

Pidgin Bible

Soap: I hear ye a Christian

Oswald: Yep, I even have myself a portable bible

Soap: Oh? Well lets hear it lass

Oswald: Ahem. *pulls out pidgin bible*

Oswald: Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Soap: I THOUGHT YE SAID YE HAD A BIBLE!

Oswald: THIS IS A BIBLE!

1 year ago

Boom Buddies

Ghost: I request to transfer

Price: Any particular reason to why?

Ghost: I can't stand those two *points out window to Soap and Oswald*

Soap: *tying a bunch of C-4's together*

Oswald: You sure this will be enough to wake the whole Barracks tomorrow?

Soap: Aye! With both our brains combined, we can create a nuke!

Price and Ghost: ...

Price: You make a fine point Simon, but i'm gonna need you to hide those C-4's tonight.

1 year ago

A few F-0-Z Sketches

A Few F-0-Z Sketches
A Few F-0-Z Sketches
A Few F-0-Z Sketches
1 year ago

Boredom

Ghost, Soap, and Oswald waiting during recon:

Soap: *Groans* This is so boring

Ghost: Get used to it Johnny. We'll be out here all night

Oswald: *Perks up* Mind Meld?

Soap: *Gets excited* AYE! L.T ye want in?

Ghost: Mmmm...one game wont hurt

Soap: I'll count the first one. Ready? 1...2...3!

Soap: Rum!

Oswald: Spade!

Ghost: M16

Oswald: Alright...alright...I see where this could go

Soap: Aye, though I donnae how I'd fit M16 in...but it could work. Everyone ready?

Oswald and Ghost: Yeah

Soap: 1...2...3!

Soap: Casino!

Oswald: Vegas!

Ghost: *Just saying whatever he sees to throw them off* Blade

Oswald: Blade?

Ghost: *Shrugs*

Soap: Okay, last round. Ye all better get it or I'll make ye watch the recruits when we get back

Soap: *Breathes in with anticipation* 1...2...

Soap: *Breathes out dramatically to create tension* 3!

Soap: Gambling!

Oswald: Gambling!

Ghost: Addiction

Soap and Oswald: Addiction?!?!

Ghost: Yeah. You have Rum, Cards, Artillery, thats addiction

Oswald: *Looks with a deadpan expression* An addiction to M16's?

Ghost: *Knowing he dillibetatly got it wrong to mess with them* Guess so

Soap: *Groans* We were so close L.T!

Ghost: *Shrugs* Oz is American. She should know

Oswald: I hate that he has a point...

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