Call Of Duty Headcanons - Blog Posts

your honor i MUST see captain john price in a “kiss the cook” apron

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶ 𝐊𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 (yeah im a writer just wait for my exams to be done and i will be unstoppable🙏🏻yall will be spoiled)

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓

IDC i see him as a twitch streamer if he isn't in the military

this dude is locked in in games that he played like no joke

"SHUT UP im not a hacker" that what he would see in his chat while playing shooting game and be winning everytime

i feel like his chat is sassy with him and like to tease him and provoke him but like hell he would care to them

he is that dude that has no idea how he got famous (it's clear)

THIS MAN WOULD STARE AT THE SCREEN BLANKLY IF HE GET THE BEST TWITCH STREAMER AWARD

then he would turn his head smoothly at his chat typing aggressively 'what the fuck! dude you won!!'

then he say "what is that suppose to mean..." trailing off looking at his chat STARING BLANKLY

and the next day he will keep streaming like nothing happened

he won't mod anyone in his chat not a single person idk why but i see him

and his chat be begging for it

"shut up Kicko_left_nipple im not gonna mod ya"

he is that kind that say "yeah ban this dude" "ban whoever said that" "let's get {user} banned on every social media to have ever existed back and forward" help this is caseoh coded

he would be pissed off if someone actually tricked him by some kind of moves in games and it turned out to be fake

lets get into emotions...

first off he would chuckle this dark and short one if the chat type something funny or bully him

like this man will just sit on his chair comfortably smirking at his chat slightly loving how some people got this nerve to bully him

or...write 'juicy' confessions...

like the first time happened to him he is eyes widened at this message in his chat saying how she want him to dominate the shit out of her till the morning and more and more

like he was playing peacefully and yapping with smile then his eyes falls on his chat and he wish he didn't

HIS SMILE DROPPED WITH WIDENED EYES looking at his chat especially the message "..."

and chat be typing 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH DUDE!' 'LMAO'

"....yeah good stream chat..."

and boom the stream turned off

then after he get famous he will get like a lot and will shrug them off not caring because this loser doesnt know how to reply to them

"so you're in yalls basements simping over me? ok good" he's not complaining

mf will get shocked if he gets one from boys bye

he is that type of gamer that if a sad scene showed up like everyone cried over it he would just look at his screen blankly not a single emotion showing

while his chat is crying

and when the sad scene ended he keep staring at his screen blankly then continue playing like nothing happened

oh lord i can imagine him looking so good with his clothes imagine the black top on him reflecting every damn muscle he has? drooling

his hand is so big while his face has these sharp features HELLO with his eyes skjdhflzsiudhgfiluseghl

fan fact kick has amber eyes fight me

with his black hair fight me (he's bald XD)

like this dude is so pretty but we cant see that enough

anyway heading to the emotions one will he get angry if he lose?

no but if the game is too hard for him he will complain so bad like

"NAH GET THIS GAME BANNED ON EVERY UNIVERSE WHAT IS THIS??" he said while pointing at his screen angrily

dont let this dude play elden ring oh no

unfortunately he did and played and this dude was pissed at the fact he lost with the same boss 23434 times

then he had enough as he lost for the 43439th time again

this dude would chuckle sarcastically "wow haha" then he would change his mood with anger as he hit his hard fist on the desk breaking the cam

"GOOD STREAM CHAT" he would yell

not gonna lie but he would block merrick and ghosts fellas like he feel embarrassed a bit and shy that his fellas see him gaining money from streaming :(

but since logan is a mute character he would forget abt him and he didn't block him so logan would tease him and suddenly appear in his chat with 'logan-walker' user typing and sayin yo and typing in his chat like he is on of his followers

KICK WOULD SWALLOW HIS THROAT AS HE SAW HIS USER AND CONTINUE PLAYING

"so...heading to the next mission yeah.."

LOGAN WOULD WATCH WITH A SMIRK

like he would think how this quite kid had an interest in these stuffs like him

would he show his gf?uhm..at first he wasnt sure tbh

once he decided to do some fun things trying to talk with strangers on omegle then he met a fan girl

"omg kick is that you??!" she would slightly scream as she saw him in front of her on her screen

"in the flesh" he would say simply with a smile resting on the back of his chair comfortably

"oh my god!! can we you know...f***?" remember we listen and we don't judge 🙏🏻

the fucker has the nerve to chuckle at her shamelessly

"nah sorry we can't i have a girlfriend" he would say still resting on his chair

THE GIRL WOULD BE SAD

would he simp over female characters? yeah like his fav mortal kombat character is sonya whenever she shows up he say "yeah step on me"

be cautious spicy down there

this mf would wear short sleeves top showing his muscle arms especially above the elbow...

he would be such an ass and groan as he show them pretending to be tired from gaming

hadn't any idea that he killed people by that

ok bye this got so long

How does your Oc's story end...?

Thanks @islandtarochips for the tag 🤍

Link for the picrew

(Decided to do all memebers of the F-0-Z)

Contented.

accomplished, you rest, knowing you have earned this long sleep.

I do see her dying like this. Oz blieved she's lived long enough and would accept it. Being Captain, her only goal is her mission and keeping her team safe. As long as they're safe, she's fine.

Contented.

accomplished, you rest, knowing you have earned this long sleep.

Death had always been part of the job. He'd seen enough comrades die and knew he lived a content enough life. He'd die smoking one last cigarette before accepting his inevitable fate.

In Betrayal.

you trusted, and now you must pay the price... your final word is a half-whispered question, "why?"

DICE had lived a life full of struggle and betrayal. He struggles to trust others, but once he does, he'll start to slip up.

Unfinished.

cut down too soon, questions unanswered, desires unfulfilled... what a tragedy you are.

Unlike the rest, Mana never liked dying either it be others or himself. He always saw himself living out this job and retiring out somewhere on the beach. Never did he want it to end like this.

Taging: @itsastronxmy @justasmolbard @the-whispers-of-death @cloudofbutterflies92 @cr1msonsta1ns

(Ty @cloudofbutterflies92 and @islandtarochips for the tags)

Bold what applies to your OC

Killed Someone Under Orders | Had Someone Killed On Their Orders | Killed Someone In Self Defense | Spared Someone’s Life | Invented Something | Been Hungover | Kissed Someone | Slow-Danced | Been In A Long-Term Relationship | Had Sex (NOT in a good way though...) | Had Sex And Regretted It | Had A One-Night Stand | Had A Threesome | Experimented With Their Sexuality | Had A Kid | Adopted A Kid | Wanted To Have A Family With Someone | Done Something On Impulse They Regretted | Gone Traveling | Had A Bounty Put On Them | Eaten An Insect(as a dare) | Been Groped By A Stranger | Been Groped By Someone They Know | Been Dumped | Dumped Someone | Smoked | Gotten High(under heavy anesthetics) | Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks | Put Someone In A Headlock | Won A Bet | Lost A Bet | Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them | Indulged In Petty Revenge | Hallucinated | Has A Noticeable Physical Defect | Gotten A Noticeable Scar (but had hidden it under her clothes) | Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury | Kneed Someone In The Groin | Had An Unattainable Crush (a past colleague)| Laughed Themselves To The Point Of Tears | Been Kidnapped | Been Sexually Assaulted | Been Brainwashed/Hypnotized | Had A Recurring Nightmare | Been Bullied  | Bullied Someone | Experienced Survivor’s Guilt | Been Tied/Chained Up | Given Someone A Massage | Received A Massage | Been Backed Up Against A Wall | Shot Someone | Stabbed Someone | Saved Someone’s Life | Cheated On Someone | Been Cheated On | Been In An Open Relationship | Had A Friendship With Benefits | Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship | Had A Stalker | Been Betrayed | Been A Traitor | Been Possessed | Been In A Bar Fight | Been Thrown Out Of A Bar | Been Arrested | Broken Out Of Jail | Been To A Funeral | Been To A Brothel | Had Surgery | Broken Someone’s Trust | Broken Someone’s Heart | Had Their Heart Broken | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite | Gotten A Piercing | Gotten A Tattoo | Used A Fake Name | Been Beaten Up | Been Tortured/Tortured Others | Been Abused | Been Blackmailed | Gotten Away With A Crime | Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed | Shared A Bed Platonically | Been In Love |  Suffered From Sleep Paralysis | Been Forced To Flee Their Home(had her siblings move out of fear due to a job related threat) | Learned A New Language(Spanish/German/Japanese/French) | Joined A Rebellion(close ally with Farah) |  Fought On The Losing Side Of A War | Fought On The Winning Side Of A War | Become A Godparent | Become An Aunt/Uncle

Taging: @itsastronxmy @the-whispers-of-death @mutantthedark @kikiharinezumi and anyone else <3

1# Tea Maker

Ghost: *Walking into the mess hall, throbbing from the rough day*

Gaz and Price: *Sitting at the table, straight-faced and nervous*

Ghost: *Sits down, confused* Whats going on...?

Oswald: *Bringing out mugs of tea for them, smiling* Here, since you all had a rough day

Ghost: *Stares into the cup, grimacing* ...Oh...thanks, Oz...

Price: *Waits for Oz to turn away and dumps it in the nearest plant before smiling innocently* Appreciate it, Willow

Ghost: *Chugs it down fast so he wont taste it*

Ghost: *Gags* Yum, thanks Bon- *Gags*

Gaz: *Dumps his tea in Ghosts cup while Oz's back is turned* Oh...so good!

Ghost: *Glares at Gaz before gagging again*

Oswald: *Smiles* So glad you all loved it! I'll make sure to make you more next time

Soap: *Drinking the perfectly brewed coffee Oswald made, laughing at them*

Ghost:

Ghost: I'm going to kill you all

Rudy: *To Laswell* Yeah, it's been great. We've been working with them for a few months and I'd say they're pretty professional

Soap: *Screaming in background*

Alejandro: *Rushing to calm Soap down* I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET SPICY! YOUR WHITENESS CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Ghost: *Holding in tears* He didn't, I just slipped in some ghost peppers

Gaz: *Busts out laughing*

Rudy:

Rudy: Anyway, anymore questions?

Soap: *Running for his life while carrying 2 heavy bags*

Oswald: *radioing in* Soap! What's your ETA?

Soap: *Panting* I'm here! I'm at the door-!

Oswald: *Flings the door open and grabs the bags from his hands* You made it just in time!

Soap: *Falls to the floor, exhausted*

Oswald: Now we can finally watch the movie with snacks :D

Price: Alright, introduce yourself

Ghost: My name is Simon and I can stare into an onion without crying

Price: What?

Ghost: *Brings out an onion from his pocket and cuts it open, staring into it for a minute, thirty*

Price:

Price: Impressive, you're in.

Yk for a self proclaimed artist, I noticed I don't post any art. So uhhhh, a sketch of Oswald :p

(Thought it would be funny to add ears to fit her name but now I kinda like it a lot lol)

Behind the name [OC Lore]

(Thank you again @islandtarochips for the tag)

WILLOW "OSWALD" PELEKAI

FIRST NAME:

There's really nothing behind the name "Willow." I found it a cute and fitting name for Oz. I did research around the name afterwards, and Willow Trees have biblical meanings of Loss and Hope as well as deep rooting in God, which, fits her being Christian and her past.

CODE NAME:

"Oswald" was a name given to her by her former Captain, Oscar "2-Bit" Watts. 2-Bit had always loved Disney and thought the character Oswald fit Oz well. They met while she was a pilot in the Airforce. He was the only member of the Army, especially one of his rank, to really give her respect. Though she hated the name at first, it grew on her.

(Heres some connections between Oz and the Lucky Rabbit:)

• Flight- Oswald the character uses his ears to fly, which corresponds with Oz being a pilot.

• Her hair- Since Oz leaves her hair in double braids, 2-Bit and her team would often joke that her hair resembled bunny ears.

• Luck and Loss- Like the Lucky Rabbit, Oz doesn't see herself as "lucky." She lost more than she's gained. Though she constantly makes it out alive when she should be dead; she always feels like she losses a part of herself each time.

LAST NAME:

"Pelekai", believe it or not, is the last name of my grandma. It's also the last names of Lilo and Nani. I thought it was a suitable fit for Oz.

• "Pele" is the Hawaiian goddess of Fire and Lava. She's also my favorite Hawaiian god. If you grew up learning Hawaiian mythology, you'll learn that other than Maui; Pele is also responsible for the creation of land when she fought her sister Namaka, Goddess of the Ocean. It's my prefered story of how land was made in the Pacific compared to Maui fishing the lands out the ocean.

• "Kai" means Ocean. Ocean is an important aspect of Hawaiian life. I mean, you're surrounded by it. So put the two together you get, "Fire Ocean" or "Ocean of Fire."

Tagging: @itsastronxmy @the-whispers-of-death @kikiharinezumi @mutantthedark and anyone else

(Thanks to @islandtarochips for the tag 💕)

𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮? Innocent.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬? Innocent.

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧? Innocent.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞? Guilty.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱? Guilty.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱? Innocent.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? Innocent.

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥? Innocent.

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? Innocent.

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭? Guilty.

𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐩? Guilty.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭? Guilty.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧? Guilty.

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝? Innocent.

𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝? Innocent.

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝/𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲? Innocent.

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝? Guilty.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭? Innocent.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭? Guilty.

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞/𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨? Guilty.

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭? Guilty.

𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞? Guilty.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬? Guilty.

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬? Guilty.

𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭? Innocent.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱? Innocent.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭? Guilty.

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Innocent.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦? Innocent.

𝐀 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞? Guilty.

𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝? Guilty.

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Guilty(Job related ofc.)

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Innocent.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Innocent.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲? Guilty.

Taging: Anyone. It's open :>

This is the self insert/OC fairy. 🌼🧚‍♀️When you get this in your ask box, please tell us 3 facts about your S/I or OC and pass it around. Let's learn about each other's S/Is/OCs! 🌈🌷

Oc sharing is so fun yet can get dark so fast 🥲

Anyways, since I already did one for Oz, I'll do another Oc instead.

Oscar "2-Bit" Watts

• Oscar founded the F-0-Z and was the late Captain of the team. During the start of the force's creation, it was only him, Oswald(then Lieutenant), and Smokes(then Sargeant).

• Oscar grew up in a relatively normal lower class household. He spent most of his childhood playing sports. But, during his freetime, he'd spend hours watching old Mickey Mouse cartoons his grandma had.

• His nickname comes from the Outsiders. His older brother served the army with a huge love for old Mickey cartoons like Oscar. When Oscar joined the army, his personality matched 2-Bit from the Outsiders, pair that with his love for Mickey and thats how he got his name.

This is the self insert/OC fairy. 🌼🧚‍♀️When you get this in your ask box, please tell us 3 facts about your S/I or OC and pass it around. Let's learn about each other's S/Is/OCs! 🌈🌷

OH okay!

(Also sorry if this is late, I haven't been on tumblr due to testing)

Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

• Oz hates bugs with a passion. No matter how big or small. If there's a bug, she'll jump and climb on people by any means necessary to avoid it. Sometimes she forces her squad to kill them for her. If it has more than 4 legs, she'll set the house on fire.

• Oswald has more than one Nickname. Oz was stationed in Schofield for a bit, that's where her more unknown nickname came from. But she scrubbed that nickname clean to where no data exists on it. The only person to know is Lieutenant Smokes and 2-Bit.

• Unlike her name, Oswald doesnt consider herself "lucky." She feels like she loses more than wins. Or that the hard sacrifices she makes isn't worth the reward.

Anyways, yeah...the last ones a bit dark compared to the rest lol

Price: Mmm...chilly night eh?

Gaz: I can handle it Capt

Soap: Aye, nothing compared to the winters at home

Price: Tough one's are you? Alright *Puts out fire* Night boys

In the morning:

Price: *Yawns* Mornin-

Ghost, Gaz, and Soap: *Sleeping layered on each other for warmth*

Price: *Grins smugly while snaping a picture* Like a bunch of primary boys in a sleepover

Ghost: Aren't we training the recruits today?

Price: *Yawns*

Price: Oh, right. Today we're gonna- *Yawns*

Price:

Price: You know what? Screw it. Go play with your knives or whatever. I don't care, I'm going to bed

Movie Night

Soap: *Sitting down with a bowl of popcorn* We ready for movie night?

Gaz: Think so. So what're we watching tonight?

Price: It's Simons turn tonight

Soap: Oooo, make sure it's not boring L.T

Ghost: Oh piss off Johnny *Starts scrolling through Netflix*

Gaz: Oh that one looks fu-

Ghost: Nah *Keeps scrolling*

Price: What about-

Ghost: Boring *Continues scrolling for a while*

Soap: *Annoyed* Ye found a movie yet Ghost?

Ghost: Nope

Price: *Asleep and snoring*

Soap and Gaz: *Groans*

Mana: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Smokes: Not if they consent to it

Dice: Depends on who you're stabbing

Oswald: It's not if it's an accident

Laswell: YES???

Package secured

Ghost, Oz, Mana, and Smokes out on the field:

Ghost: *On coms* Oi, how's the situation down there?

Mana: No good, L.T. Da bugga stay stuck inside da kine

Ghost:

Oswald: *Translating* He's stuck inside the truck

Smokes: I'll have Foz take a look

Ghost: Roger. Be careful down there, he may have a weapon

Fozzie: *Runs inside the toppled truck and starts barking*

Smokes: *Smirks* Think we got'em

Mana: *Looks to Smokes* You sure about this L.T?

Smokes: *Chuckles* Eh

Fozzie: *Drags out a terrified Soap from the recked car*

Soap: *Lashing out* Get ye devil dog away from me, Liam!

Mana: *Radios Ghost and Oz* Package secured

Oswald: *Laughing hysterically* Rogah. Advancing to your location now

Soap: I hate all of ye...

During a recon:

Oswald: *Singing to herself* Smoke pakalolo and sniff cocaine, spreads his aloha and feels the pain~

Soap: Bonnie-!

Ghost: Bloody hell, Oz

Oswald: What? It's something my mom would sing, and it's catchy

Soap: It's a wee bit dark though Bon

Ghost: Ehhh, she does make a good point. It's pretty catchy

Oswald: See?!

Graves: Gaz is the pretty one, Ghost is the masked mystery, Price is the captain, and Laswell- well- she's the mom

Graves: So what are you supposed to be?

Soap:

April fools

Soap: Oi Price! I accidentally crashed a tank in the mess hall!

Price: You did what?!

Soap: Ha! April fools!

Price: Haha...okay, you got me there

*Firealarms goes off*

Soap: I actually crashed the tank in the barraks...

Oswald: Here, a nice hot cup of tea as a peace offering

Ghost: It's cold

Oswald: Nice cup of tea

Ghost: It's shite

Oswald: Cup of tea

Ghost: I don't even think it's tea

Oswald: Cup

Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

141 after being surrounded:

Price: I'm fresh out of ideas. Anyone got a plan?

Ghost: *Raises hand*

Price: We're not letting you run out to heroically sacrifice yourself for the team

Ghost: *Lowers hand*

Handling heat

During physicals in 98⁰ heat:

Oswald: *Stretches* Isn't the weather just perfect?

Soap: *On the floor, drowning in sweat, panting* When is fall again?

Gaz: *Laying next to him* Not soon...not soon enough...

Ghost: I'm a confident driver

Soap: *Sitting next to Ghost at the police station* Ye ran over a pedestrian!

Ghost: Confidently

Learning Pidgin

In the mess hall:

Mana: Eh brah, you seen dakine? Can or what?

Oswald: Can. I just seen 'em da udda day at dakine at dakine, and she said can

Mana: No can brah, I tought she stay wit' dakine

Oswald: No brah! She broke up wit' dakine to end up wit' him

Mana: Hah?

Oswald: Yeah brah! It was nuts cuz when she did 'em she was doing dakine-ah. So at first she said can, now she saying no can

Mana: Oh, I tought you said she said can

Oswald: No brah, dakine said can

Mana: Oh dakine said can

Soap and Ghost across from them: ...

Ghost: I have no idea what I just heard, and I choose to ignore it

Soap: Aye. I think it's some secret government code

Original Audio from the legend Tumua

Mana: *Sulking* This job is the reason I'm single...I just can't take it anymore, can someone just take me out?

Oswald: *Grabs a bat* With pleasure

Gaz: *Lowers the bat* Thats not what he meant-

Overheard in the mess hall:

Ghost: This is the last time I'll say it. Eat the bloody tomatoes!

Oswald: NO. If you don't stop pestering me, I'll do to you what my ancestors did to Captain Cook

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Fair enough

Gaz: Truth or dare?

Oswald: Truth

Gaz: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oswald: ...Dare?

Gaz: Go to sleep

Oswald: I don't like this game...