As you can see, the rare New Jersey milkshake is relaxing while his cupcubs are seen frolicking around in the grass. They can be found in various parts of the South Jersey Shore, most commonly in places with open pools or working televisions.
While they may dawn a cute appearance, New Jersey milkshakes are actually huge dicks. Even at their cupcub stage, they can be very hostile towards other species, most especially meatballs and fries.
When encountering a New Jersey milkshake, the best thing to do to prevent an attack is to offer it anything it wants, mainly money, TV, Enchiladitos or nude magazines. If none are equipped, the milkshake will find ways to ruin your life in insanely traumatic ways, such as theft, torture and tormenting pets.
This has been National Swimographic. Tune in next week where we take a look at the Appalachian Mud Squid.
As of April 1st, 2025, this blog has officially been sold to Discovery Communications, LLC.
My name is David Zeeplav. I hate art, most especially animation as I think it’s a waste of time and money. I see this blog is all about cartoons, so I’m going to change that and purge every last drawing I can find for a tax break.
Instead of childish cartoons, expect to see reality TV and Harry Potter instead. I’m sure that’s a better money maker than what kids usually watch! Also, I’m changing the name of this blog to “ZeepMax” to give it more adult appeal. It’s everything you love about ZeepAtomicArts mixed with the Discovery Plus catalog!
Everyone, let’s pester Adult Swim to get the show back! If enough people give a shit, it could work!
I just saw this on Instagram and I am losing my shit
H̶o̶p̶e̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶/silly /j
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Been rewatching Steven Universe lately, so here’s a drawing of Pearl.
This shares the same energy as that one weird South Park fan on Deviantart who’d always draw the heads of the boys on dog bodies.
If you know, you know.. :P
Came to me in a dream lol. Wardenmutt.
YEEEES! YEEESSSS! IT’S BEAUTIFUL! IT’S WHAT GOD INTENDED!
Care to do a stamp featuring Master Shake and the Warden of Superjail in front of a gay flag that reads “Crackships 4 Lyfe”?
They’re interviewing angels in heaven now.. 🕊️
Drew this in Memory of George Lowe, Rest Easy Space Ghost.
what do you think?
Stan x Warden is probably the weirdest crack pairing idea I’ve seen all day. Not as weird as my crack pairing that features the psycho Willy Wonka man though, lol. :P
Who relates
Forget MordeTwi, this is the real crackship we should be worshipping.
She/herOfficial Tumblr blog of Zeep Atomic, that kid you see in the YouTube comment section of some random cartoon video.This is where you’ll find art and other cool things from yours truly.
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