Zoeyexisting - Soy

Uh-oh. They know..

SOUL KING 💀🎶

love this

Ok so far we have sweet hcs of zoros triplets being like little angels, but imagine when they start to learn sword fighting? Zoro immediately their favorite target to wack with the wooden swords, and they inherit his strength so being hit by a 6 yr old with a wooden stick? Hurts like shit. And like one triplet starts wacking his legs, the other two follow suit and wack him arms and torso. Poor zoro gonna have bruises all over his body.

anon I'm losing my shit this is the best thing I've heard this is perfect. I couldn't stop laughing when I read this ask.

lets be honest, zoro wanted to teach his triplets sword fighting as soon as they could stand. you had to smack the back of his head and scold him (’quit trying to teach them swordfighting, they can barely stand let alone hold a sword!’). but once they were a bit older and showed an interest in sword fighting, zoro was more than ready. he was waiting for this day. he got them wooden swords to practice with. the mossheads are up in the crows nest training together. zoro teaches them the basics first of how to stand, how to grip their swords, etc. and zoro is proud, arms crossed over his chest as he watches his children demolish a sanji test dummy.

oh yeah, he trains his kids using a sanji dummy. he asks Franky to make a couple. it’s zoro’s hope that his kids would start smacking sanji with their wooden swords for his amusement, but somehow he became their target. 

‘attack!!’ one of them lets out a battle cry, his children swarming him and smacking him with wooden swords. 

‘oi, why the hell are you hitting your father!?’ zoro shouts. 

and you would think that zoro can handle his children, I mean they're just kids with wooden swords. nah, these kids smart. one smacks his legs, the other hits his back, and once zoro topples to the ground, they all hit him. and zoro is wondering how the hell he’s getting beaten by three kids. the rest of the crew don't help, they're just watching and laughing. 

you're also laughing and zoro scowls, looking at the bruises on his body. the little devils were asleep.

‘you find this funny?’

‘it’s a little funny.’

zoro huffs. ‘you're not the one who got beat. they should've been hitting the cook, not me.’ he grumbles. 

you chuckle, coming over to kiss his cheek. ‘looks like they got their strength from you.’

‘what so it’s my fault?’

‘I mean, it is pretty amazing that three kids can bring you down.’

‘hmp,’ zoro looks away, but you see the proud smile on his face. 

thank you so much for this anon I had fun visualizing this. 

Zoro-san, I love you so much! I would love to know what kind of things you are interested in!

Training.

Sake.

In which I can't sleep at 5am and look for figures on ebay.

Mark-oh

This Luffy is the state of my mental health

Man I miss the preskip StrawHat pirates

It's the uwu Shanks for me

Jesus fucking heck, this Croc. Life if suffering with Franky in the background not feeling very super about things.

This Nami reminds me of those bootleg as fuck badly painted and badly aged horses on janky carousels from the late 80s

Ass

Not too bad but like, imagine looking over at her and she's always making eye contact with you no matter where you are in the room.

Screaming and crying. These are so cursed. They look like in horror movies where its a still image and suddenly their attention whips to you in a single still.

Kizaru looks like he farted and is trying not to laugh about it. Or he looks like Ali G

born to serve

i first met her in a dream

HAPPY FRANKY FRIDAY

holy shit its franky friday