Also Charlie Would 100% Make Fun Of Phantasmo When She Saw Him Begging Not To Be Eaten Oops! - Blog Posts

Eeeyyy! Guess who wants more Phantasmo x reader? Me! :D (btw, I am the "chubby reader" anon if you haven't noticed!)

Could you write some Phantasmo x tiny/borrower reader? (And a reader more taller than Phantasmo? Or even a GIANT reader???)

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Why do i feel something… odd about this ask…?

Well, i’ll hand you some headcanons…

(Also i hope Fluff don’t jump at my throat on this one)

☆~Phantasmo with a borrower darling~☆:

You two have met when you were spotted by him and lifted by his ghost tail, him bringing you very closely to his face, his cold breath on your tiny face and his piercing malicious eyes on you… you desperately tried to plead for your life… and him still deciding what to do with you… until he spoke:

Phantasmo: how long have you been here?

Y/n: . . .I… i…

Phantasmo: a n s w e r M E.

Y/n: eeepp! 6 months s-sir…!

Phantasmo: 6 months… hmm…

Phantasmo then squeezed you with his ghost tail a little tighter and gave you a really creepy grin.

Phantasmo: say~ how about this: i spare your pathetic little life and in exchange… you’ll be my little stress toy~

Y/n: s-stress t-t-toy…? What do you-!

Before you could ask any further, he tossed you on his palm and started squeezing the hell out of you, his hand would tremble lightly from excitement of bringing you pain and with the amount of pressure he was applying to your tiny body… until he stopped and examined you to see if you were still alive, and, to his surprise, you were. Maybe with a few broken ribs, but you were still alive!

Phantasmo: Hmm~ good, good~ perhaps you’ll be of entertainment for me~

He then would lock you up in a… rather spacious cage…? And place a big cookie in front of you… at first you were suspicious and scared it would be a trap: that he was only toying with you and at any moment would kill you, maybe the cookie was made with poison? Or worse: he would place a big snake inside the cage! Weirdly enough, it even looked like he was reading your mind and tried to… “reassure” you:

Phantasmo: no, there isn’t any tricks to this, i can be nice sometimes… see?

Phantasmo would then pat your head with his pointer finger gently.

Phantasmo: now~ try to get some rest and… don’t dream of a snake eating you alive or you eating a poisonous cookie! Hahahaha!

Yeah… talk about reassurance… you two may not had the best start but, eventually, he would grow more fondly of you! :D

He would still call you his “little pet” or his “mouse” just to fluster you~

Basically your routine would be: be squeezed by him whenever he’s angry, stressed or bored; eat; clean yourself; sometimes go on a “walk” with him (he would put you in his pocket of his lab coat) IF he’s feeling nice; sleep and repeat.

When you two grow more fond of the other, he would… get more bolder with his shenanigans: he would “threaten” you to put you into his mouth and bite off your limbs… or swallow you whole… (of course, you don’t like that one bit and burst out crying. He immediately apologizes and swears he will be more gentle with his “threats”, which is actually him fooling around with you, but since he almost never interacts with people, he has terrible social interaction and say shit like this)

Of course he loves you, he just sucks at showing it, lol

But… sometimes, SOMETIMES, he might feel a little tempted to… have a taste of you. Now, now: i know Fluff has confirmed that Phantasmo can’t eat or drink… but she never said he can’t place something or someone (don’t you get any funny ideas) on his mouth ☝️

Eventually he… does places you on his mouth, but, but, but: he asks for your consent first… you were… still with a back foot on this but… you kind have been… also a little curious to know what it is like being inside a mouth… you nod and he claps his hands together happily: he brings you towards his lips and opens his mouth, he waits a few seconds for you to climb in. You do and… god, oh god his mouth was much more scarier up close! You immediately tap his tongue and he (a little sadly because he really liked your taste) let you out.

He would then always start asking you if he could place you on his mouth, which you would agree but under the condition of him always letting you out whenever you felt uncomfortable or scared.

Sometimes he would playfully and lightly chew on you, you know, like a chewing toy. He would also press you against the inside of his cheeks just to tease you.

He really loves your taste: you taste bitter to him, but, since he loves coffee and can’t drink it, you are the perfect substitute for that! :D

Oh oh oh! Also one more thing: he would definitely sew you a couple of little clothes, just for you. 🥹

☆~Phantasmo with a tall (and a giant) person~☆:

Honestly Phantasmo wouldn’t be intimidated by your size if you were a couple of inches taller than him, there’s even a old drawing of Fluff where Phantasmo is interrogating a (presumably) tall guy:

(Image above was drawn by Fluffpillow)

Okay, the (presumably) guy isn’t THAT tall compared to Phantasmo, but my point still stands: he isn’t easily intimidated by size, at least usually…

But a GIANT? Ohohoho boy, he would be both: amazed because imagine all the experiments and bodies he can create with yours?! And absolute panic because, well, HOLY HEAVENS it’s a MOTHER FUCKING GIANT!

Okay, i know i said i would do both but… what if i… *proceeds to cheat by making the tall person have shape-shifting ability*

Like imagine the scenario: you saw Phantasmo haunting someone and you decided to scare him and teach him a lesson. At first, obviously, he isn’t afraid of you, i mean, why he would be? Especially with someone like yo-! And then, poof! You grew 10 times more bigger than him!

He immediately tries to disappear out of your way but you manage to grab him and bring him closer to your face while smirking triumphantly at him:

Y/n: not so tough now, eh little guy?

Phantasmo: y-you d-d-don’t scare me…!

Y/n: oh really~? Then what if i…

You teasingly opened your mouth, of course: you wouldn’t actually eat him, but~ he didn’t have to know~ he desperately begs you to release him:

Phantasmo: P-please…! Wh-what do you even want fro-from m-me?!

Y/n: i want you to apologize to that child over there you were scaring.

Phantasmo: Hmpf! And what if i-! OKAY, OKAY YOU WIN, YOU WIN! GOD!

It definitely took you two to get through each other’s hearts a little longer because of Phantasmo’s ego and because he was still butt-hurt from your first encounter: he hardly is out best by someone… and he ABSOLUTELY HATES being out best.

But eventually you two start dating! :D

He’s absolutely amazed by your shape-shifting ability and asks you if you could also shrink, you answer him a no.

Every time you want to kiss him, you grow into your giant form and kiss his entire face hfgfggfg

Of course, he doesn’t blush or anything (kidding, he totally blushes when you do that hfghgfgfhfhgf)

When you are not in your gargantuan size, he likes to float higher to look like he’s taller than you (have patience with him, he doesn’t like to feel short 😔🤚)

You also love poking him when you’re in your giant form gfhgfhfgfhhffh (and he annoyingly pushes your finger away from him hgfhhfgffhfh)

You basically managed to make him quit villainy: not because he WANTED TO but more like because he was PRESSURED TO by you:

Phantasmo: ooohhhh! Come on! Let at least do some evil things!

Y/n: N O.

Phantasmo: what if i only steal banks? Or, or: kidnap some ladies or-!

Y/n: do that and i’m gonna eat you.

Phantasmo: Oh! Oh okay! Are you seriously playing the “I’m GoInG tO EaT yOu” card right now?!

Y/n: yes. That or i’ll break up with you: your choice, choose your life of crime or me.

Phantasmo: Ooouhhh! You WOULDN’T dare!

Y/n: yes, yes i would.

Phantasmo: . . .i really can’t have both. . .?

Y/n: no.

Phantasmo: *sighs* F I N E… i’ll choose you…