Asks And Replies - Blog Posts

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

for context: 

Do you all have ear piercings?? :0

I would REALLY like to know what the inspiration behind your pfp was, please it absolutely KILLS me every time I see it it's so cursed in the best way possible

HAHA IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

It’s actually from this video I made back in January before this blog even existed, but I just found myself too funny to NOT use that picture as the pfp for this blog

The rest of the video is just as cursed as that one image, I can assure you

-Lizard 🦎

Do I only ever send asks when I’m in a pickle ? Yes because it makes for a good laugh when everyone drops everything to help stop the chaos .-🇦🇽🦇

Sweden 🇸🇪: It seems to me like you just like giving people heart attacks with all the chaos you create, but honestly you get used to it when you’ve had to deal with Denmark pretty much your whole life

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇

Run.

This blog is the overwhelming drop of serotonin I needed in my life. Bless y'all

Literally why are you all so nice, what did we do to deserve this 😭💕

I’m so glad you enjoy our stuff anon, thank you for being here <3

-Lizard 🦎

Do you guys play Sims? Or Armored Core?

Idk if you were asking the Nordics or us (admins) so you’re going to get an answer from us because at a very basic level, the answer is no 😩

I used to play Sims a while ago but I haven’t played in AGES, maybe I’ll start playing again because of this ask lmao, Cereal has never played (sad sad child)

I’d never actually heard of Armored Core but I looked it up and it didn’t particularly appeal to me, I’m not a huge fan of shooter games but Cereal is so maybe she’d like it :)

-Lizard 🦎

What’s everyone’s tolerance for horror games? For both Nordics and Admins ;)

Finland - This man has BALLS OF STEEL. Zero fucks given. 10/10 would fight a monster and win.

Iceland - Holds himself together pretty well, but nowhere near as well as Fin. Overall a pretty solid effort on his part

Sweden - Similar to Ice, generally deals pretty well with horror and gore, although jump scares tend to get to him a little

Denmark - Can only deal with horror when he’s drunk *cough*ThatOnePhasmophobiaVideoWhereHeTriedToFuckTheGhost*cough*. When he’s sober he just cries most of the time.

Norway - Hates horror with a passion. Can’t stand it, is a scared little bitch, will only play horror games/watch horror movies if held at gunpoint. Isn’t too bothered by gore but any other kind of horror is a big no to him

Lizard - Love horror movies, horror games kinda fuck with me a little more but I get desensitised to them pretty quickly (read: I got obsessed with phasmophobia a few months ago and now it’s hard for me and my 105 levels to get scared by it anymore). Literally can’t stand jump scares because I have ✨anxiety✨, I started playing at dead of night recently and I don’t think my poor heart can take it lmfao

Cereal - I fucking hate it. But it's so addicting. Only started playing phasmophobia for Lizard. But holy fuck. Ghosts love to fucking exhale down your neck. Like take your kinky ass somewhere else bruh. I can play the game better when drunk :)

How the FUCK do you come up with the ideas for your text posts 💀

Every single text post comes from things that we’ve said during gaming sessions!

I’ve literally started writing things that I find funny down in a note on my phone as they happen so that I can turn them into text posts later, I think that one note is the reason I have no storage left on my phone lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .

- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....

Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute

Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎

This isn’t an ask but,

I absolutely love this blog! You two keep up the amazing content

Have a lil doodle from me in the meantime

SKGAKBSKVKSBJD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH OMG THIS MEANS A LOT TO US

ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL SO APPRECIATED. WE LOVE YOU.

SENDING SO MUCH LOVE

- Lizard & Cereal

Good job Den, though we all know you're gonna need to find a lot more, so good luck lahe mees

Thank you!!! I actually ended up finding just enough to make one ingot so I made a netherite pickaxe :D can’t wait until I have full netherite tools and armour, then I’ll be the coolest 😤

-Den 🇩🇰

I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽

Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)

Norway: What

Denmark: What

Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?

Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?

Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????

dennor ❤️

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who is tallest and who is tiny

Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”

Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”

Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)

Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”

How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?

Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.

Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)

Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries

Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th

Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.

I do not need help you hooligan!-🇦🇽

You’re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend 😔🤚

-Den 🇩🇰

Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇

Iceland! What have you been up to lately?

Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great

Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time

Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?

Norway: You know I love you really

Iceland:

how long does it take to make the videos :0

Recording? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours

Editing? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

ice what’s ur favorite band

One Direction

-Ice 🇮🇸

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

I like how you say "one of the few things" like you only speak occasionally, and only to gift us words of wisdom

Well we definitely speak more than occasionally (don’t judge the wording, clearly it was your turn on the braincell then) but I think we can all agree that we only ever speak words of wisdom, including but not limited to:

“Absolutely smashing these ghosts“

“I can’t do Sweden“

“Pussy (non-derogatory)“

“I want it to fuck the front door”

(these were all taken from the quote wall on our discord server lmao)

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

what gaming videos do you plan on releasing soon (don't have to answer if it would spoil anything)

It wouldn’t really be spoiling anything special to share lmao

I still have a ton of footage from previous recordings of fall guys, human fall flat, minecraft, portal 2, and a few other games soooo, just the usual really

We played Phasmophobia the other night and cereal was absolutely WASTED while we were playing, so hopefully once I manage to sort through the 4 HOURS of footage I’ll be able to get some pretty hilarious clips from that! I’m excited for y’all to see those once they’re finished :D

-Lizard 🦎

How do you decide which character says what?

Mainly just vibes tbh! Sometimes during the recording one of us will say something and I immediately know A) it’s getting put into the video, and B) which character will say it. Other times we end up having an extremely in-depth discussion about it while I’m editing lmao

Other times it just kinda depends on who hasn’t appeared in the video for a while. If I didn’t specifically try to include everyone, pretty much all of the videos would be Denmark and Iceland because that’s just who me and Cereal relate to most lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate…

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣