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Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay 

Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches 

Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle 

Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender

Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus

Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus

Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship

Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow

Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy

Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up 

Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times

Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?

Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray 

Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde 

coach ben in the afterlife, watching shauna imprison people without cutting their ankle tendons:

just finished watching the new ep, and from the bottom of my heart i can confidently say: what the fuck.

STOP RAISING UR HANDS. HES NOT GUILTY. STOP IT. IM GONNA CRY

I still think Coach Scott is alive!!!!

(Please let me drown in my delusion)

i’m team ben-survives, but if he doesn’t, here’s how i think it would go:

so far all of the character deaths in the past timeline have been accidental. even for javi it was a case of malevolent bystanders, not outright blame. they have plausible deniability for everything.

eating jackie and javi they could justify: they were starving and the victims were already dead, why waste it?

yes, they planned to murder nat, but they gave her the option to run away, and in the end never went thru with it, choosing the let the trolley run over javi rather than take autonomy and pull the lever to switch the track to nat.

with pit girl, we see an extreme switch. they murdered her. i think something needs to happen before then to get them there mentally.

they need to kill someone, take accountability for it, but still feel it justified.

insert ben. it’s spring, natural causes won’t kill him and they aren’t starving, but they can justify murder another way: justice and revenge.

killing ben would be the final nail in the coffin of decent to madness.