Bruce Is A Tired Dad - Blog Posts

blueboybot

7 months ago

As Bruce grows older into his 50's or 60's the paparazzi and people crowding him becomes less and he thinks that people have finally decided that Bruce is too old to be attractive or mainstream and he's actually super fine with it and makes jokes( more like sarcastic remarks) about it. But in reality they've grown more freaky cause instead of looking wrinkly and a sappy old man the level of cunt he serves grows everyday,he doesn't look like a snack he looks like a buffet, 13 year olds are using his pics as the cover pages of their mafia wattpad stories, he looks majestic, absolute dilf, we don't talk about the amount of tags he's birthed just by ageing on ao3, and hes still an absolute UNIT, the reason he's not heard about it yet cause the batkids are blocking the shit OUT with all of their will and strength cause it doesn't matter if all of them are full grown adults they're still all like-THATSMYDADGETAWAYFROMHIMHEDOESN'THAVETIMEFORYOUHESBUSYBEINGOURDAD

I love the Batman and Justice League dinamic

Like Batman scares everyone and most of the people at Justice League think he's an asshole. But also see him as a angry cat that will scrach but will be docile if you hold him close and friend in genural and he's will deny they are friends but keeps saving those idiots! He's emo kid that has a bunch of bubbly friends or like a tired babysitter with 50 small children.

The best part? He has so many kids that sometimes instead of feeling scared of Batman the Justice League will feel ashamend because he gives of "tired mom" energy and he probable has said "I am not angry just dissaponted" line so many times.