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You gotta watch your back in this cruel world, or the cats (flerkins) might just get’cha.

I live and now I present to you England from hetalia TwT

Deets under cut

This took like 5 days and 40 smth layers and I even forgot to shade stuff

I decided to make it cuz I have been listening to almost nothing but “Pub and GO!” for the past 5 days 💀

Im not too happy with the bg but I’m too lazy to go back and make something that isn’t as much of an eyesore so… yayyy

I might go back and redo it sometime idk

Heres the ref I used (I’m pretty sure its official art by Himaruya)

A pair of young Seablings enjoying the ocean ( ´▽｀)

Give us ur Henry headcanons plz

Henry! best boi, best dad, best girl-

He’s a sweet and caring person, and relationships of all kinds mean a lot to him since he lost his most important people while young (I headcanon that his parents died while he was a kid). so while he had to ‘grow up’ earlier he still maintaned that care giving attitude so that his close ones wouldn’t have to suffer- however, that ended up biting him back as he was a tad too lenient with William and didn’t like confrontations, which gave Will lots of breaches to do bastard things. the rat.

He was the one that designed Fredbear and Springbonnie, and the golden color was a homage to his wife since yellow was her favorite color.- and that’s one of the reasons he was so distraught to see the animatronics being tainted with blood, as if dirtying the memories of his time with his late wife. he would never be able to associate Fredbear and Springbonnie with happiness again, not when William took that away from him by murdering children while wearing the suit.

Henry’s wife unfortunately died during her delivery- leaving him alone with Charlie and Sammy. (I’m including Sammy, but the incident still happened- only difference being that he was killed in the saferoom instead of taken away) needless to say that Henry was more than devastated that despite promising to take care of his children he couldn’t prevent such a tragedy.

He and Charlie were very close- so much so that when she was killed and went on to possess the puppet Henry ended up almost committing suicide (like in the books), but decided instead to withdraw himself from it all and give up Freddy’s- the dream that took away everything he loved

With the distance he put between himself and the franchise, he confided the building to William for him to manage- the property still in his name despite everything. Later that year the bite of ‘83 would happen- and only a month later the establishment would be closed for good.

After the missing children incident he reinserted himself into the picture- which lead him down the rabbit hole of horrors. after finding out what William did he chased the man down- which lead Will to slip up and get himself springlocked as he was in a hurry to destroy everything that could be traced back to him (I did not vibe with the ‘he destroyed the animatronics to get soul juice’ so yeah)

Henry sealed the wall and did not expect William to live- when he found out he took the job as nightguard and set the place on fire. (no u can’t convince me it wasn’t him, this is fanon anyways so-).

Michael seeked him out after he got scooped, and the two started to plot to end everything for once and for all. the rest is history

onto less serious headcanons!

tall boi. he’s not a strip pole like Michael or William, but he’s happy with his 181cm. which would’ve made Charlie a tall lady.

extremely skilled when it comes to designs of characters- but not so good when he needs to construct something himself- that’s William’s thing. he’s decent with programming tho!

speaks numerous languages- when he got mad with William he only answered in a language the other could not understand. he did speak in Spanish and Japanese with his wife sometimes, and both found it endearing

amazing cook- William’s kids always told him they’d rather live with him and eat his dishes than William’s. Michael made sure to say it every time they went over for dinner

his wife called him honey bear as a joke, cuz,, y’know (i’ll see myself out x)

wears his wife’s cardigan after her death- it’s a way for her to always be with him

very strong boi

but also exceedingly sweet

My dad made my brother a turkey sandwich and he tossed a piece to Frankie and this is how it ended up…

This is my little fish guy. Eventually he got erased, but I'll always have this picture to remember him by.

my genuine response to the first time i saw the video:

Oh my god he is such a loser (affectionate)

HI I just read the first chapter of it happened one night and raced over here. REGULUS WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? (very excited to read more)

Yes, what the fuck Reg?? What cryptic shit was that???

You'll find out a little more in the next couple chapters. I'm so pleased that you liked it! It's most definitely just my marauders brain rot being expelled from my head so I wasn't entirely sure many people would enjoy it. I hope you keep coming back!

xx,

Bria

Mike Wheeler everybody

SO WHAT?

GLITCH TECHS¡¡¡¡YEEAAAAAH

love reading trials of apollo when im having a bad day, because no matter what kinda day im having, apollo is having a worse one

I really do think that ONE hit the nail on the head when he made reigen. he's a conman. when things aren't going his way his immediate reaction is to beat the other person up and it somehow always works. he violates every working law immaginable. he is so unreasonably lucky for no reason. his best friends are an autistic middle schooler, an evil spirit and an ex-terrorist. he pays his workers pennies and is worried theyll join a union. he lives in a shitty one bedroom apartment. he gets drunk off of no alcohol. hes constantly surrounded by other autistic middle schoolers. he has no real, functioning adult friends. he has a license but hasn't used it in 10 years, and when he did use it, it was to take a bunch of kids to meet aliens. he's written his own biography. God hates him. his family hates him. he hates himself. and yet there's a psychic kid with a bowl cut who looks up to him with nothing but admiration. he throws salt at evil spirits and people if they annoy him. he would protect his students no matter what, and has almost died multiple times to help them. the only thing that makes him happy are dogs. in fact, he had a dog before, and it was eaten. he's canonically sexy and depressed, but also very, very ugly and sweaty. he's tried to shoot and kill a man not because he was super evil and trying to take over the world, but because he was hurting his kid.  he was told he would go to hell and couldn't care less. he met real aliens and all he could think about was how he was gonna pay his bills. he has god awful posture. he smokes cigarettes but never smokes in front of the kids. he wrote his will by age 29. all the animators wanna fuck him. he gets no bitches canonically. he's ONEs favorite character but he always makes him want to kill himself. he was doxxed. he was cancelled on Twitter. he entered a wack a mole competition and won 4th place. children make fun of him. he describes himself with having motherly love. no one likes him. everyone loves him. the anime designer draws him starting from his ass -> waist -> back because "it's like running your tongue over his body". his theme song sounds like a mario kart course track. he's so utterly pathetic.

plus he's just a genuinely good person and he's one of the best characters ONEs ever created??? genius.

So I prayed.

And I prayed.

And I prayed.

And I prayed.

And I prayed.

Was there even really a point? If there's truely a god out there, why did they let me suffer?

There's no point in praying anymore.

"Such a shame."

... what?

"I always enjoyed your prayers. Even if I never had the power to act on it."

Who... who are you? You couldn't be...

"Oh, I am no god. But I will listen when they choose not to."

Will I... finally be free?

"Of course. All I ask is that you follow me. Join me. Serve me."

Anything to be freed from this hell.

- Manaverse!Cross's backstory

I hate you Edgeworth.

You just- AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Its not his fault he's so hard to draw, but damn brother. Please. PLEASE. The character in the middle left was me after struggling with drawing him for 2 hours straight. This damn guy makes me so upset for no reason. JUST BE EASY TO DRAW, IVE BEEN PRACTICING FOR YEARS! PLEASE! I WANNA BE GOOD TOO!

This bitch ^ (He's my favorite character.)

My phase for this man returns...

He is clown. He is bastard. He is a suspicious and shady type. He is demon. I know that as a demon, he could kill me without a moment's hesitation…

But I still love this clown-demon!

(I guess I have to get off my lazy ass and write something about him…)

Made my day! XD

I really can imagine he would do something like that.

He'll grow back. He just need sunlight and fertilizer.

Honestly, just scrolling through TikTok, saw the template and thought “what the hell” 😂