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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 9!
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aizawa: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Izuku : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
aizawa : I'm not. I have to deal with it afterwards!
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Izuku : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
midnight : Oh yeah? Then continue this.
midnight : I don't cook I don't clean-
Izuku : So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Izuku & midnight : .....
Izuku & midnight : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
aizawa and the other ua teachers watching in horror : what the actual fuck.
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aizawa: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away kid.
Izuku sleep deprived : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough sensei
aizawa : Oh....
class 1a : oh oh...
the league of villains : I'm scared...
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Izuku texting the heros and student chat again at 1am
brokenbones : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
sleepingbag : ...what happened?
brokenbones : I made a VERY bad mistake.
IamNOThere:.... young midoriya wtf
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aizawa lost of hope : Izuku , I need some advice.
Izuku mixing redbull and coffee into a 5 hour shot drink : You need advice from ME?
aizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
izuku nodding : mhm.... who died?
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aizawa, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Izuku , who’s running the drive thru: …
Izuku : Tequila.
aizawa shocked : PROBLEM CHILD?
izuku : hey sensei
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Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts
Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?
Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.
Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?
Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.
Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?
Izuku: starts crying
(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)
(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)
aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?
Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?
izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!
aizawa : WHAT???
Izuku : one of the ghosts!
aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.
one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!
aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!
izuku still crying : that was them!
aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????
izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!
aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?
izuku :... 7 and a half...
aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?
izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!
aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.
one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us
aizawa : Oh.
aizawa :YOU KNOCKED ME OUT
Izuku : you ran into a wall after saying and I qoute "not today Satan"
aizawa :... oh
inspired by the dms of me and @universalrainbow
THEY TURNED ONE OF MY SHIT POSTS INTO A AO3 FIC IM SOBBING
Izuku' cracking bones' midoriya : and so I was standing there scared child on my back and he was like brugh! And so I detroit smashed him so much he kinda just went belgh
All of class 1-a that wasn't at the raid :... YOU KILLED HIM?
Izuku 'I will murder for kids' midoriya : twas a logical rush.
The heros that were there for it and saw the aftermath :... Eraser your kid is fucking insane.
Eraser ' I will kill for theys kids' head : haha yep. My problem child
Pure crack dadzawa and izuku
Aizawa at the start of the year : oh god this problem child is gonna give me gray hairs
Izuku 'deku' midoriya : be gay break bones.
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Aizawa after izuku takes a stab to the shoulder for him and doesn't flinch : wtf is this child made of?
Izuku ' fuck shit up' midoriya looking at the villian and smiling : tf you finna do there?
Said villain felling slightly scared : uh...shit fam my bad
Izuku : yeah better fuckin be
Aizawa slightly scared now : AYO WHAT?
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Aizawa sitting midoriya down in his office: I'm concerned about your habits to just put yourself in danger, do you even value your own life?
Izuku : naw fam my life suck ass Idc.
Aizawa 'I'm gonna adopt him' shouta : oh. Well in that case-
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Aizawa storming into a teachers meeting late, looking worse then usual : NEZDU WHY IN ALL NAMES HOLY IS PROBLEM CHILD YOUR PERSONAL STUDENT.
Nedzu smiling : smart boy very smart boy also very homicidal boy!
Teachers of UA :... Oh dear god we're fucked.