Horror Comedy - Blog Posts

Starting October 1st

I will be posting *DAILY* Halloween themed posts. :-D

TW: GORE AND DISTURBING IMAGRY!! (Sneaky at: @00belle00lovely00 ;3)

Hey guys, sorry for not posting in forever, I've been working on my horror game. so, to make up for it, I shall give you OFFICAL GAME ART, OFFICAL MAIN MENU OST, AND FLASHLIGHT MODEL SCREENSHOTS!!!

Everything is fighting me to NOT post this audio so here's the google drive link to the audio :/

i fear that a lot of ppl don’t know what a real ‘hear me out’ is… because wdym you have to fight for your life to explain why you like jensen ackles or hugh dancy??

{tw: coulrophobia}

anyways, here’s mine:

This is us

John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)

Pt.2 of Horror Ads

pov: uh oh, you didn't do your Spanish lessons today

You're frantically searching for your phone. Oh no, oh no, this is bad, you say inwardly. You finally locate your phone on your bedroom nightstand. While you're pulling up the app, you hear a small object rolling in the hall. It's coming towards you. They are already coming for you. Silence sweeps over your house. You take one last look around your room, knowing this is the last time you will see it.

You slowly open your eyes. A bright, white light is nearly blinding you. You steadily start to realize what you have done. These are the consequences of your actions. Your eyes, having already scanned the room, see no possible escape route. Pulling and tugging on the ropes that bind you would be no use. There is no escaping what you have done. The room looks to be soundproof. The floor is a solid, gray concrete, accompanied by pastel amber walls. The aura around you reeks of exhaustion and defiance. Crimson blood, still wet and fresh, is splattered across one of the corners. The wooden door to your left is painted white. Some paint is chipped off, revealing a startlingly bright red. The red is a suspiciously similar shade to the splattered blood. The door slowly creaks open, but nothing moves towards you. Then it happens, a small, bright green bird shuffles forward, through the creaky door. Where you're from this bird is a symbol of life, death, and growth. You curse under your breath, you are truly doomed now. Any sliver of hope you had before, is burned and disintegrated. With your heartbeat bursting in your ears, you silently pray to the gods for forgiveness. This bird is an omen. A cursed omen. Stories of El Pájaro Verde were spread to your ears as a child. Your past self would never have thought you would find yourself in this situation.

The toxic green bird lunges at you. You brace yourself for impact, but the impact never comes. You look up to find the foul fowl looking directly into your eyes. It's only centimeters from your face. Those piercing, black eyes seem almost hypnotic. You can't look away, mesmerized. Suddenly, after what feels like hours of gazing into those captivating orbs, a loud slam comes from outside the room, breaking your eye contact. A tall man in a lab coat casually struts into the room. He looks extremely out of place in your surrounding environment. He is wearing a semi-casual, blue work shirt under his coat. Brown, rounded glasses frame his face. His dark brown hair is piled up on his head, giving him a little more height. He's about 6 foot, you would say. "Hello," he says. You notice he has a little name tag pinned onto his lab coat. "Luis von Ahn," it reads. Luis von Ahn, Luis von Ahn, Luis von Ahn, you repeat over and over again in your head. I've heard that name before, come on think. Only then does he seem to realize that your restraints prevent you from responding to him. He reaches over and gently rips the tape, which previously covered your mouth, off.

You immediately inhale a sharp breath, savoring the bitter taste of the air around you. The man in front of you, Luis, looks expectant, a hoarse "Hello," falls from your dry lips, in response. Soon after your response, a thought hits you like a freight train, Luis von Ahn, the owner of the company that's ruining my life, he probably owns me too. He grins, a smile so genuine, warm, it almost hides the psychotic intent behind this man. That grin is the last memory you have for a while.

One week later

You look around, not knowing who you are or how you got here. Your life has turned into a company scheme. Luis is your only friend in this bare corporate world. You're a tiny worker bee in a giant hive. You know you could be exterminated at the snap of his fingers. You often find yourself wondering what your life was like before they took you or what you did to get yourself here. You have many theories, but none of them seem likely. You will spend the rest of your pathetic little life buzzing away for the capitalist pigs that own your soul. Your forever has been stolen from you, there is no hope in getting it back.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors! 1993

Boos in the Nite | 1950

Hell of a summer 2025 (My personal fanart) (I updated/added some things to it)

(changed/added a few things to it…hope you like/love it)

Ramblin’ Blues - Sadie Sink (O’Dessa 2025)

(lyrics)

I wish I was out on that road Oh, I wish I was out there on that road Oh, I get so lonesome cause I ain’t never left home Oh, I wish I was ramblin’ down that road I know there’s something out there just for me, yeah Well I know someone is out there just for me My daddy said “O’dessa you’ve got some great destiny” Well, I wish that I was out there on that road And I ramble Like my father Just like His father’s father And I’ll sing my song and wonder I’ll be ramblin’ like my daddy down that road Oh, lord I’ll ramble like my daddy down that road…

Chris Tian (Hell of a summer 2025) X Reader (Horror/Comedy)

CHRIS TIAN (HELL OF A SUMMER 2025)

Movie Plot/Summary

Y/n Hurney

Y/n Lazar

Y/N aka O’Dessa

CHRIS TIAN X READER…….

Chris Tian X Wednesday Addams!Reader (Wednesday Addams portrayed by Jenna Ortega)

Chris Tian X Emotionless/Stoic!Reader

Chris Tian X Deadite!Ellie Bixler (Ellie Bixler portrayed by Alyssa Sutherland)

Chris Tian X Deadite!Mia Allen!Reader (Mia Allen from Evil Dead 2013)

Chris Tian X Female!Micheal Myers!Reader (Could be any Micheal Myers from any of the Halloween movies in the franchise, your choice)

Chris Tian X Female!Art The Clown!Reader (From Terrifier 1, 2, 3, and 4)

Chris Tian X Female!Pennywise!Reader (Pennywise from It 2017)

Chris Tian X Female!Masked Killer!Reader (What if…you were the masked killer?)

Chris Tian X Abigail Lazar!Reader (Abigail Lazar from Abigail 2024)

Chris Tian X Telekinesis!Reader

Chris Tian X Carrie White!Reader (From Carrie 2013)

Chris Tian X Harley Quinn!Reader (Portrayed by Margot Robbie)

Chris Tian X The Monstrosity!Reader (The smile entity from Smile 1 and Smile 2)

Chris Tian X Jennifer Check!Reader (Portrayed by Megan Fox)

Chris Tian X Lady Dimitrescu!Reader (Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village 8)

Chris Tian X Lady Gaga!Reader (Singer-Songwriter and Actress)

Chris Tian X Enid Sinclair!Reader (From Wednesday 2022-2025)

Chris Tian X Ahmanet!Reader (From The Mummy 2017)

Chris Tian X Enchantress!Reader (From the Suicide Squad, Portrayed by Cara Delevingne)

Chris Tian X Maleficent!Reader (From Maleficent and Maleficent: Mistress of Evil)

Chris Tian X Agatha Harkness!Reader (From Agatha All Along and WandaVision)

Chris Tian X Scarlet Witch!Reader (Wanda Maximoff from Multiverse of Madness and WandaVision)

Chris Tian X Nancy Downs!Reader (From The Craft)

Chris Tian X Cruella!Reader (Portrayed by Emma Stone)

Chris Tian X Deadite!Bridget Bixler!Reader (From Evil Dead Rise 2023)

Chris Tian X Verosika Mayday!Reader (From Helluva Boss)

Chris Tian X Rachel Roth/Raven!Reader (From the series Titians 2018)

Chris Tian X Diana Lance/Black Canary!Reader (From Birds of Prey 2020)

Chris Tian X Jinx!Reader (From the series Arcane, could be season 1 or 2)

Chris Tian X Captain Marvel!Reader (Portrayed by Brie Larson)

Chris Tian X Ravenna!Reader (From The Huntsman: Winter’s War)

Chris Tian X Sabrina Carpenter!Reader (Singer-Songwriter and Actress)

Chris Tian X Doja Cat!Reader (Singer-Songwriter)

Chris Tian X Billie Eilish!Reader (Singer-Songwriter)

Chris Tian X Rio Vidal/Death!Reader (Portrayed by Aubrey Plaza)

Chris Tian X Female!Radio Demon!Reader (From Hazbin Hotel)

Chris Tian X Ghostrider!Reader

Chris Tian X Ghostface!Reader (Maybe…there wasn’t one masked killer they had to worry about)

Chris Tian X Airbender!Reader (Aang from the live action The Last Airbender)

Chris Tian X Ariana Grande!Reader (Singer-Songwriter)

Chris Tian X Ashnikko!Reader (Singer-Songwriter and Rapper)

Chris Tian X Malaine Martinez!Reader (Singer-Songwriter)

Chris Tian X Vampire!Sammy/Jessica!Reader (Portrayed by Kathryn Newton)

Chris Tian X Half-Werewolf!Half-Vampire!Reader

Chris Tian X Siren!Reader

Chris Tian X Mermaid!Reader

Chris Tian X Zombie!Reader

Chris Tian X Vampire!Reader

Chris Tian X Werewolf!Reader

Chris Tian X Egyptian!Reader

Chris Tian X British!Reader

Chris Tian X Russian!Reader

Chris Tian X Australian!Reader

Chris Tian X German!Reader

Chris Tian X Pearl!Reader (From Pearl 2022)

Chris Tian X Maxine Minx!Reader (From the X trilogy)

Chris Tian X Demon!Reader

Chris Tian X Blind!Reader (Toph Beifong kind of blind)

Chris Tian X Succubus!Reader

Chris Tian X Transgender!Reader

Chris Tian X Bisexual!Reader

Chris Tian X Pansexual!Reader

Chris Tian X Lesbian!Reader

Chris Tian X Punk!Reader

Chris Tian X Goth!Reader

Chris Tian X Deaf!Reader

Chris Tian X Mute!Reader

Chris Tian X Femboy!Reader

Chris Tian X Ghost!Reader (You were killed by the masked killer instead of Demi)

Chris Tian X Valak!Reader (The demon from the Conjuring Movies)

Chris Tian X Sapphire Which!Reader (Instead of the Scarlet Which it’s the Sapphire Witch)

Chris Tian X Lindsey Stirling!Reader (Violinist)

Chris Tian X Famous!Guitarist!Reader

Chris Tian X Female!Metalhead!Reader

Chris Tian X Aerokinesis!Reader (Air Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Photokinesis!Reader (Light Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Pregnant!Reader (could be triplets, could be Nontuplets? And Could by Octuplets? Maybe? Maybe? 👀)

Chris Tian X Nezuko!Reader (From Demon Slayer)

Chris Tian X Daki!Reader (From Demon Slayer)

Chris Tian X Pyrokinesis!Reader (Fire Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Hydrokinesis!Reader (Water Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Cryokinesis!Reader (Ice Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Chlorokinesis!Reader (Plant manipulation)

Chris Tian X Electrokinesis!Reader (electricity manipulation)

Chris Tian X Golden Witch!Reader (Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Golden Witch)

Chris Tian X Famous!Actress!Reader

Chris Tian X Amber Witch!Reader (Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Amber Witch)

Chris Tian X Emerald Witch!Reader (Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Emerald Witch)

Chris Tian X Amethyst Witch!Reader (Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Amethyst)

Chris Tian X Rose Witch!Reader (Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Rose Witch)

Chris Tian X Opaque Witch!Reader Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Opaque Witch)

Chris Tian X Vi!Reader (From Arcane Seasons 1 and 2)

Chris Tian X Darkness/Void Witch!Reader (Instead of Scarlet Witch it’s Darkness Witch or Void Witch)

Chris Tian X Transmale!Reader

Chris Tian X Transfemale!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Wednesday Addams!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Harley Quinn!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Agatha Harkness!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Enid Sinclair!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Reader

Chris Tian X Geokinesis!Reader (Earth Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Catwomen!Reader (Portrayed by Hallie Berry, Catwomen 2004)

Chris Tian X Female!Ink Bendy!Reader (From Bendy and the dark revival)

Chris Tian X Male!Carrie White!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Maleficent!Reader

Chris Tian X Na’vi!Reader (Could be any Na’vi from Avatar: The way of water)

Chris Tian X Tempastakinesis!Reader (Weather Manipulation)

Chris Tian X Carolyn Stoddard!Reader (Carolyn Stoddard from Dark Shadows 2012)

Chris Tian X Tourettes!Reader

Chris Tian X M3gan!Reader (From M3gan 2023 and M3gan 2.0 2025)

Chris Tian X Male!Cruella!Reader

Chris Tian X Gay!Reader

Chris Tian X Twisted Alice!Reader (from Bendy and the dark revival)

Chris Tian X Female!Yandere!Reader (Maybe there was a person working with the masked killer…and that person is you?)

Chris Tian X Femboy!Gothic!Reader

Chris Tian X Manipulative!Psychopathic!Traitor!Reader (You were working with the masked killer all along)

Chris Tian X Crazy!Insane!Stalker!Reader

Chris Tian X Female!Masked Killer!Reader (You were the masked killer the whole time..no one knew)

Chris Tian X Male!Nezuko!Reader

Chris Tian X Female!Nancy Downs!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Diana Lance/Black Canary!Reader

Chris Tian X Male!Goth!Reader

Chris Tian X Cannibal!Female!Masked Killer!Reader (You were the masked killer..picking off the camp counselors off one by one brutally..Even eating them)

Chris Tian X O’Dessa!Reader (O’Dessa from O’Dessa 2025, Portrayed by Sadie Sink)

Chris Tian X Crazy!Schizophrenia!Reader

Chris Tian X Athena!Audio Animatronic!Reader (Athena from Tomorrow Land 2015)

Chris Tian X Pearl!Reader (Pearl from Pearl 2022)

Cast

Finn Wolfhard as Chris Tian

Billy Bryk as Bobby

Fred Hechinger as Jason Hochberg

Pardis Saremi as Demi

Abby Quinn as Clarie

Deniel Gravelle as Ari

Julia Lalande as Noelle

Mathew Finlan as Ezra

Julia Doyle as Miley

Krista Nazaire as Shannon

D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai as Mike

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Hell Of A Summer (2025) (April 18, 2025)

Or Bobby (Billy Bryk) is an option as well if you want…I’ll probably end up doing all choices or not…we’ll just see…(I’m basically gonna give you ideas for X readers for Hell of a Summer 2025)

Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi