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girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours 

Poppy Avenue’s most violent neighbor, Dr. Stanford Pines

The long awaited Poppy Avenue mugshot! I realized that I started drawing this, and just never finished, and never ended up showing the world one of the funniest things I’ve ever drawn. Ford’s dumb enraged face brings me so much joy.

Stanley is given this picture after the strangling incident and he has to lay down right there in the middle of the studio, clutching his sides and sobbing with laughter. It’s framed on his desk, and one of his most prized possessions. The fact that they got Ford to hold the sign is his favorite part.

And for your lovely imaginations my darlings, please imagine Dipper and Mabel FINDING this picture years later, like how they found all of Stan’s fake IDs and whatnot, and being flabbergasted that their mild mannered Grunkle Ford, a man who chases butterfly anomalies for fun, was charged for attempted puppet-cide.

What I’ve been up to? Oh you know the usual. Recognising parallels, symbolisms or perhaps euphuisms, deciphering runes, taking in the absurdity of life, analysing old sayings and making my life into a big metaphor in order to cope.

ESSAY; adapted from "Hysterical: A Memoirs"

By Elissa Bassist

Light reading.....

I think, today's irony ends up saying: 'How totally banal of you to ask what I really mean.' Anyone with the heretical gall to ask an ironist what he actually stands for ends up looking like a hysteric or a prig.

David Foster Wallace

The end of Words of Radiance

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So when Adolin kills Sadeas at the end of Words of Radiance it is so damn satisfying that I actually laughed out loud and said "YES! FINALLY!" while listening to the audiobook. But then...all I can picture is Adolin nonchalantly chucking Oathbringer out the window, "alley-oop!" dusting off his hands and then whistling as he ambles away down the corridor to find his friends "Heeeey guyz, I waz here in this other corridor all along... nothing to see down that way!"

And I'm just dying 🤣☠️