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Sexy men monthly [Request]

A/N:This is my first smut,I hope its good,and tell me if I miss anything with the warnings

Warning:Pet names,top reader,oral(male reciving),smut,thigh riding(?)

Words:702

You were going shopping, while looking at the magazines you hear some girls giggling about something. 'I wonder what they're giggling about’ you think as you look at them. You go to look at other magazines you see your dear Jonathan in a very revealing outfit. ‘What the?!’you think as your face heats up. You then look at the magazine name ‘sexy men monthly?’ you think as you still feel the heat of your face. You then grab all the magazines and pay for them. You then go back home where you dear Jonathan is. “Jonathan can we talk?” you ask him. “What is it darling? '' Jonathan responds. “Do you know about the magazine sexy men monthly?” you ask as your cheeks heat up. Jonathan then looks at you with wide eyes and blushing a little bit. “W-why do you ask darling?” he says in a worried tone. “W-well I saw this magazine and you were on the cover, '' you say a little embarrassed. Jonathan then looks down in shame. “Darling i'm sorry for not telling you,I was worried you would break up with me”Jonathan says still looking down in shame.“Well Jonathan,I won't break up with you for that” you say.“So your not mad?” Jonathan asked a little shock.“Why would I be mad,people can have secrets and you did not want to tell me since you felt I would break up with you” you say holding his hands.

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After some few days,Jonathan tells you when he's going to model next so you know where he is.Jonathan then come back after modeling for sexy men monthly.“(y/n) I'm home,”Jonathan says while going inside your home.“Welcome home,Jonathan” you say looking at him.

“Jonathan,could we talk” you say.Jonathan then look at you a little bit confused but still answered.“Yeah,we could talk”Jonathan says.“Well Jonathan I wanted to ask you if you could model the clothes you use on the magazine to me” you say with a flushed face.“Jonathan looks a little surprised and a little red.“S-sure”Jonathan says still with some red cheeks.Later Jonathan came wearing one of the outfits.He was wearing stripe knee high socks, a crop top and some short shorts.“You look great Jonathan” you say while looking him up and down.You subconsciously bite your lip.“W-why thank you dear” says Jonathan.You stand up and go to Jonathan and you take him to your bedroom.You then make Jonathan sit down on the bed and you get up in his thighs.“(y/n),what are you doing”Jonathan says getting flustered and yelps when you put your hand near his crotch.You then start kissing him while moving on his thighs.Jonathan moves his hands to your hips and kisses you back.You two break a part with a thin string of salvia connecting your lips.You then start grinding on his thighs,you then move your hands under his shirt and start pitching one of his nipples as you suck the other one.Jonathan starts moaning and groning.You then look at him,“Are you enjoying yourself dear?” you ask while smirking.“I-i am”He says stuttering a little.“That's good”you say,you then start to take his short shorts off and pull out his dick out of his boxers.“It seems I have not treated you enough”you say while looking at his hard dick.You then put your mouth on top of the tip,you then bob your head up and down.“H-hah,(y/n) it feels so good”Jonathan says shaking a little.You put your hand on what you can't fit in your mouth and move it up and down with your rhythm.“(y/n), i'm close” Jonathan says with raspy breaths.You then go faster and feel his cum going in your mouth,you then drink his cum.“That was refreshing dear,but I feel quite tired and yours as well,so let us sleep”you say with a tired look.“Y-yeah,i'm quite tired as well” Jonathan say.You then pull the covers and fall asleep with your lover.

Blond people

The first time that England hated blond people was also the first time that he hated himself. He was running, trying to catch his brothers and he wondered "is this the meaning of family?" "helplessly trying to be loved?". He got his answer hours later when they try to drown him for the first time. That is when he saw it. His reflection on the river. He saw his green eyes, his pale skin and his blond hair. He saw everything that he wasn't and everything that he should be. And then he hated himself. And then he blamed himself. He blamed on himself that his brothers didn't love him, he blamed on himself that he could never have a family, he blamed on himself that his mother always looked at him pity. And then he hated his brothers. And then hated what it meant to live.

i made this one some time ago but i like it a lot so i think i should post it in here too

Name: Betty

Age: didn't really give her one, I imagine she's in her 20s, possibly late 20s?

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/her

Personality: in TADC her remote would be able to switch channels on her face and whatever played beforehand would influence her current emotion EX: a comedy skit would put her in a more happy joking mood while a horror movie might either make her fearful or aggressive etc. SO I can see her having Vox's ego and such with a dash of other surprise emotions

Hazbin swap: Vox (gotta keep the TV head going lol)

Colors (if you wanna color): her outfit is mainly a light blue with light pink and yellow accents, for Hazbin you can take a darker color scheme, up to you :), her gloves are white!

(Also, art isn't mine, my friend drew it! Just clarifying)

Hello Tumblr!

Welcome to the masterpost for....

✨️ Hazbin Hotel x Tadc!! ✨️

(A better name soon-)

OC Submission:

If you watch Hazbin Hotel, you know that the show has a lot of characters and they're is not a bunch of tadc characters! So, I want your ocs!! They can replace any Hazbin Hotel character like the vees of the side characters! They cannot replace the main Hotel characters or Adam/Lute/Sera/Emily!!

Rules:

• Add lots of information!! (Like Age, gender, pronouns, personality, which character they will be replacing, ect)

• Tag me when posting

• The oc has to be like the Hazbin character they are replacing (Ex. If your oc is replacing Vox, they have to act like Vox)

• Not too complex designs I'm not a super good artist

Thats pretty much it! (If u have questions, ask.)

Unofficial Character list:

Caine as Charlie

Pomni as Vaggie

Jax as Angel Dust

Zooble as Husk

Gangle as Niffty

Kinger as Sir Pentious (With mini chess pieces as the egg bois)

Ragatha as Cherri Bomb

Able as Alastor(may change)

Official Ships:

Showtime (Pomni x Caine)

Zooble x Jax (just a ship for this au!!)

-More information coming soon-

Rainy Day Woman

Pt 2 - Pt 3 - Pt 4

The title has nothing to do with this (yet??? 👀) It was just the song I was listening to. This is my first fic so any and all advice appreciated!! Stan Pines occupies my mind an unhealthy amount.

Young!Stan Pines x GN! Reader 

SFW! Just an intro really

WC: 1,518

You had recently moved to gravity falls. Well, moved is a strong word, more of a new place to live out of your car before the locals start to be so rude that you are driven out by the side eyes and passing comments. Which bothered you way more than they should.

Unfortunately, this town seemed just like the rest, maybe even worse given how small it was. Anytime you walked down main street or into greasy's diner people looked intrigued. It was obvious this town didn't get a lot of new visitors, or at least new visitors that stuck around. 

On the inside you felt it really wouldn’t be too bad to stay here. Maybe the locals would warm up to you over time? Small towns always made you enjoy the simple things in life more, big cities just depressed you. However you hardly had the money to keep up your car, so the thought of an apartment was out of the question. 

Quicker than you realized you were running low on cash, and as much as you wanted to just move on to the next town, you couldn’t exactly do that if your car runs out of gas. You began to try and find a way to make quick cash, but the town did not have a lot of options. The stores that were operating had all the staff they needed, and didn’t seem very willing to hire you over the townsfolk which they had known all their lives. 

The more you asked around the more you kept hearing about the mystery shack, one of the few places in gravity falls you had not been yet. It didn’t help that you never heard much good from the townsfolk about it. “Yeah it used to be called the murderhut” one man told you. A woman once told you that place was the reason for her left eye not opening anymore? You weren’t even sure how that could happen, but you figured it would be best to not ask too many questions. 

You heard the man who ran it was a conman but also a scientist? It sounded like the mad scientist ruse was just his latest con to you. As someone who townhopped you had gotten pretty used to making up stories to people you needed something from. Or ones who asked you too many questions, but you wouldn't call yourself a conman by any means. However, you thought the mystery shack  was at least worth a shot, the man sounded like quite the recluse so maybe you being new here wouldn’t bother him. 

Pulling up to the newly renamed mystery shack, it really did seem like a conman's scheme. The place itself looked quite neglected, and the 1960s car parked by it made it almost seem like a building lost to time. The more you looked the less you wanted to go in, much less ask if the man was hiring. Even if he was, he sounded like the type to pay his workers in spare change. 

You regrettably walked in, and were immediately greeted by a caricature of the conman you had heard so much about. 

“Hey there, don’t ya want a tour of the greatest attractions gravity falls has to offer? However, if ya wanna just buy our junk-I mean our handcrafted merchandise, i recommend everything in the store!” His booming raspy voice filled the room, with a fake beaming smile he looked at you waiting for a reaction, and your money. 

“I actually wanted to ask if you are hiring?” You shrugged and half smiled, you felt your chances were so abysmal you didn’t even want to ask. 

“Listen kid, the place isn’t exactly booming right now, I mean what would your job even be?” He laughed 

You looked around the gift shop, you could be a cashier, but you also felt you should see the whole attraction before you answered. Maybe as he gave you a tour you could warm him up to the idea of hiring you. That is if your were able to fake being in awe and amazed at whatever this place had to offer.

“I think I’ll need a tour before I can tell you how much you need my help.” You said beaming a hopefully convincing smile.

“Hah, how much I need your help? Weren’t you just beggin’ for my money? But hey, gotta spend money to make money, tour’s $15.” He beamed that same cheesy smile, but seemed genuinely excited to give you a tour. Or maybe he was just excited that you were giving him money.  

You rolled your eyes and handed over what was almost the last of your cash, and followed him through the mystery shack. Many of the attractions were soppily glued or stapled together, but you couldn’t deny the man's creativity. You did smirk at the way all the attractions managed to be a play on words, sascrotch? Thigh clops? The invisible man, which was just a dusty empty corner? That one actually made you laugh. In a way you did love the silliness of it all, and how he tried to be so convincing that these things were true wonders of gravity falls. While you weren’t amazed you would say he definitely brightened your day a little bit with his comical performance. The more he talked the more you thought about how it would be nice to work with him. To get to know the real him, not just the mad scientist/con-man caricature he had built.

By the end of the tour you were back at the gift shop, and you were somehow still at a loss for how you could convince this man to give you a job here. It did seem to be one of the more entertaining options the town had to offer, both in location and the man himself.

You figured you could just compliment how great of a job he was doing, and hope the attention would convince him to keep you around. “Honestly, you seem like you're doing a great job running the place, the play on words for all the attractions is more clever than what I could come up with. But I think you might need a cashier. Wouldn’t it be nice to have someone in here while you're giving tours? Wouldn’t want any of the merchandise to go missing.” You sounded much less convincing than you hoped, but maybe you were just overthinking it?

“I’m not sure I'm looking to pay someone just to stand at a cash drawer kid” he scoffed “and why should I help you out huh?”

Well, he wasn’t impressed and seemed to know what you were up to. In fact the attempt to compliment him just had the opposite effect, he seemed more closed off now. You really didn’t have a reason he should hire you. The old ‘good honest worker’ answer clearly wouldn’t be enough. and you were not a good enough liar to come up with a reason that would convince a conman. You just stared at him blankly for a moment, scanning him and the surroundings, hoping something around you would give you an answer to his question. You didn’t think brutal honesty would help, but you really didn’t have another option. You definitely couldn't out-lie this man. 

“Listen-what’s your name actually? Kinda skipped over the whole introduction process here” 

“Many call me the man of mystery when I'm running the mystery shack, but it's Stan.” He joked. 

‘Well at least he isn’t still standoffish’ you thought. 

“Ok, Stan, the truth is I just need enough cash to get out of this town and onto my next middle-of-nowhere town. As cozy as nights in my car are here in gravity falls, I'm getting tired of the side eyes and whispers of the townsfolk. I don’t think they care for new residents here.”

His expression seemed to soften as you went on, and you honestly couldn’t believe this was working. Was this really working?

“Alight kid, how about this, I can give ya a place to sleep if you help out around the shack. And hey, if ya do good enough job, maybe I can start payin ya”

You paused for a moment, a bed did sound nice, and so did a room to put all your junk in, your car was quite a mess. The thought of having a space to at least somewhat call you own was one you had not let yourself imagine in some time. His offer and small bit of kindness reminded you how long it had been since you had a friend too. 

“I’ll take that deal” You said after a pause that you hoped wasn’t too long, and extended your hand. He firmly shook your hand and laughed. 

“Well I think you're in need of another tour now, on the house for now. Come on into the living quarters of the mystery shack!” 

He winked and let you through a door labeled ‘employees only’ which led to a part of the shack that looked surprisingly homey.