Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
wilbur: how did you and phil first meet, anyways?
techno: oh, he was hitchhiking up from the hospital one night so i picked him up. he said thanks but how do you know i’m not a serial killer?
techno: so i said the chances of two serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.
Tubbo: hey big T, do you think I could fit in the washing machine?
Tommy: I dunno, let’s-
Ranboo: let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home
Ranboo yelling at Quackity: "I will fight you!"
Tubbo glaring at Quackity from behind Ranboo: *mouthing "Try it and I will kill you*
tubbo: nice rock.
ranboo: tommy gave it to me.
tommy: i threw it at you.
ranboo: he’s very sweet.
Charlie, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Wilbur, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Charlie, slamming a Pokemon card down on the table: JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!!
Philza: W- What the actual fuck are you playing??
c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit
c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues
Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.
Wilbur Soot: Hey Tubbo, have you seen Tommy around?
Tubbo: No, what's up?
Wilbur: Tommy messaged me saying "I hate men women are poggers" and I answered back "You're a man though" and he replied "I can fix this, give me a minute" so I asked him half an hour ago what he meant by that, and he still hasn't answered.
Wilbur: I'm not worried about him or anything, but I still don't know what that means.
Tubbo: It means he needs a minute to fix it :3
Wilbur: Yes but what does that mean???
Tubbo: I dunno how to explain it better, Bossman, he just needs a minute to fix the problem.
Wilbur: ...Forget it. Ranboo-
Ranboo: Just give him a minute Wilbur, he'll fix it :3
Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”
Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY
Dream, standing on a chair: The floor is hating Tubbo!
Tommy: *Leaps into Wilbur’s arms*
Wilbur: *Climbs onto the file cabinet while carrying Tommy*
Ranboo: *Jumps up on the windowsill*
Niki: *Sits gingerly on the table*
Puffy: *Lounges on a chair with her legs on the table*
Tubbo: *Lies on the floor*
Everyone: Tubbo nO-