Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
*after meeting freminet* lumine: *slams adoptions papers on the table* your my son now :) *lyney being held back by blank faced lynette* NO- freminet: *nervous confusion*
kaveh: *eating goldfish while dipping them in nuttela* *alhaiham walking by*: do I even have to ask? *kaveh muffled*: no..
Treasure Hoarder: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
Zhongli: Bold of you to assume I have money
Hu Tao: so.. Zhongli and Childe... whos the big spoon and whos the little spoon?
Childe: we're chopsticks!
Hu Tao: aww thats cute
Hu Tao: so does that means you two snuggle together perfectly?
Childe: no, it means that if you take one away the only thing the other is good for is stabbing
Zhongli: please don't stab your food with chopsticks