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11 months ago

*Rowan hands Aelin her folder*

Aelin: Uhh... Personality overview. Ms. Galathynius displays compulsive behavior...

Aelin: In my own defense that was last week.

flashback to the said incident

Aelin: And if anybody, Rowan, doesn't like it, there's the door. *blasts the glass wall*

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Aelin: Prone to self-destructive tendencies...

Aelin: I was dying! And I mean please, and aren't we all?

Aelin: Textbook... narcissism?

Aelin: Agreed.


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1 year ago

Chaol: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Dorian and Celeana: Awwww— Chaol: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Dorian and Celeana: Oh.


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1 year ago

Fenrys: Fuck, marry, kill: me, Rowan, and Dorian.

Aelin: Fuck Dorian, marry Rowan, and kill Lorcan.

Lorcan: I wasn't even on the list.


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1 year ago

Chaol: That’s a pretty rock.

Dorian: Manon gave it to me.

Manon: I threw it at you.

Dorian: She’s very sweet.


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2 years ago

Aelin: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Chaol: It’s called 'arson' and those people are witnesses


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2 years ago

Aelin: I wasn’t that drunk. There is no way I would be that drunk that easily.

Lysandra: You called yourself ugly.

Aelin:

Aelin: Oh my god.


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2 years ago

Aelin: We both look lovely tonight.

Rowan: You know, if you just said that I look lovely, I would've said "so do you".

Aelin: I couldn't take that chance.


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3 years ago

Aelin: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry— Lorcan: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.


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3 years ago

Aelin: There is nothing better than a dog.

Dorian: Two dogs?

Aelin: You are right, I'm an idiot.


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3 years ago

Aelin: I am god.

Aedion:You yelled 'shut up' at the thunderstorm and it just happened to dissipate, it was merely a coincidence. You have no power.

Rowan: Shut up, she is god


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3 years ago

Aelin: *Falls*

Rowan: Are you okay?

Aelin: Make a wish, you just saw a falling star.

Rowan:

Rowan: Sure


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3 years ago

Aelin: So next question, you're in love with Dorian.

Manon: That's not a question.

Aelin: So you agree it's a fact?

Manon: Yes.


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3 years ago

Aelin: Buzzard, I am cold.

Rowan: Well, then put on your jacket.

Aelin: But what about my outfit?

Rowan: You just said you're co-

Aelin: OUTFIT, ROWAN!


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3 years ago

Computer: Enter a password

Rowan: *Types Aelin*

Computer: password is too weak.

Rowan: HOW DARE YOU PATHETIC-


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3 years ago

Aedion: I have something that i need to get off my chest...

Lysandra: Your shirt? please say it's your shirt.


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3 years ago

Aelin: Is that your dad?

Fenrys: Yes, that's him and Fenrys.

Aelin: He named a dog after you?

Fenrys: No, he named me after the dog.


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3 years ago

Aelin: Hey buzzard, what goes up but never comes down?

Rowan: The amount of fucking stress you give me on a daily basis.


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3 years ago

Aedion: I’m hardcore, made of steel, and haven’t been seriously affected by anything in years.  Aelin: I caught you crying over baby seals just two hours ago.


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3 years ago

Fenrys: We should really stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, it's bad for the environment .

Aelin: You're right, we should go for all natural, locally sourced skeletons.

Rowan: Just to be sure, are you suggesting grave-robbing or murder?

Aelin: I am not picky.


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3 years ago

Aelin: I meant the chocolate.

*Rowan regretting his life decisions*

[at dinner]

Aelin: can you pass me my will to live?

Lysandra: Aelin, i can’t toss Rowan across the table.


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3 years ago

Elide: Uhh, guys, is that a dragon?

Aelin: This is Chocolate. He is here for emotional support.

Elide: In what way?

Manon: When he breathes fire on Lorcan, we feel positive emotions.

*Lorcan in the background running with his ass on fire*


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3 years ago

Dorian: Sorry, it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Aelin: That’s okay. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.


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