Johnny Three Tears - Blog Posts

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Johnny: I exist and find it nauseating

Johnny: You're bad liar

Dylan: You're old

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't

Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.

All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny  would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.

Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...

Asia: Then what's that on your pants?

Johnny: That's cocaine.

Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.