Kisame Hoshigaki - Blog Posts

*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan building a “fort” out of tables, chairs, blankets and pillows*

Konan: What in the world are you three doing?

Deidara: We decided to make a club, hm. These are our headquarters.

Konan: A club? For what?

Hidan: It’s the Older Man Fucker club, pretty lady. All of us are doin’ it with the old guys.

Itachi: Kisame is not that old. Nor is Sasori-san.

Deidara: Hey, still older than us, hm. Not all of us can be with someone Kakuzu’s age!

Hidan: Hey, the bastard may be old as shit but he’s still got it where it counts, asshole. Oi, wait a sec, Konan! YOU should be in our club too!

Konan: Me?

Itachi: Mm. You’re dating Nagato, correct?

Konan: Yes, but —

Hidan: Well you’re only like 20, and —

Konan: I’m 32, actually.

All three: *thunderstruck silence*

Itachi: Really?

Hidan: Shit you’re gorgeous!

Deidara: What skin care products do you use, hm?

Hidan: Okay but still, you’re dating Nagato. That’s still a pretty big difference; that fucker’s gotta be 60 at least, and —

Konan: Actually Nagato and I are about the same age.

All three:

Hidan: … what the fuck?

Deidara: What skin care products does HE use, hm, so I know never to use them?

Itachi, gently: Do you need me to break whatever gengetsu he has you under?

Konan:

Nagato, in his room tweaking a Pain-body: *twitches*

Kisame, definitely. Love shark characters

Reblog this post with YOUR favorite Akatsuki member.

I love sharks and fishy/sharkie characters so i don’t have to imagine too much (not enough people appreciate him though)

First time a saw him (in the manga) i went “sharkie :D” and i still go “sharkie :D” every time cause the mental illness will never stop

Imagine

Kisame Hoshigaki getting the love and appreciation he deserves

Admin H

Kisame is loved by sharingan uses he just has this magnetic charm

Obito lying in kisames lap sulking and Itachi comes and says something like: "you in my spot" or the other way around

ahm.......well

I had fun.

I have nothing to say in my defense.

let them cuddle ◔__◔⁠

drawing Obito until my hand falls off, day 19!!

While im waiting for Kisame's design,,, do you have any hc for this AU you can share rn?,,,,

Hell yeah i do

Im actually working on he's design right now, so I'll try to finish it today.(　；∀；)

I am sure that the list below will be replenished

And you can actually write me you're ideas ( ´･ω･)

1. Obito

Tobi - In public (Deidara calls him this on a regular basis.).

Madara Uchiha - His teacher's name, which he uses in recitals.

2. Pain - His deputy, his right hand man.

Kisame - A close comrade

Deidara - More often fooling around together.

Conan is Pain's substitute.

3. His team call sign is (tsuki) moon.

4. Retains Toby's identity only under a mask, which he does not remove in public places.

5. Often overworked and tries to do his best.

6. Despite his desire to win, if someone on the team is seriously injured, Obito would rather take care of his comrade than continue the competition.

7. The least discomfort he feels in front of Kisame and Pain is when he takes off his mask.

8. Doesn't like it when Madara is mentioned, or attempts to make comparisons.

9. Catches panic attacks due to his claustrophobia.

10. He needs to be FORCED to rest.

1. Hidan

2. Suffers from various ailments due to his love of licking other people's blood. Kakuzu is tired of paying for his treatment.

3. Almost always walks around naked to the waist. He is always given sweaters and jackets, but he hangs them around his waist or neck.

4. A religious fanatic. (Obviously)

5. Before a round, he applies black paint to certain parts of his body. This is his "ritual", so his god Jashin grants good luck.

6. His team call sign is (kami) god

7. Always called first to perform, especially to wave his fists.

8. Asks Kakuzu to spar with him.

1. Deidara

2. Didn't like wearing big team coats, so they made him a more open, loose design that wouldn't interfere with using techniques.

3.The mouths on his hands are covered with gloves during normal stages.

He even has a zipper on his chest.

4. Always reacts violently to losses.

5. His hands often fall off at the worst possible moment..... which he blames on Kakuzu, not his own thoughtless actions.

6. His team call sign is (bakuhatsu) explosion.

1. Kisame

2. Fish ears...

3. Instead of Samehada, he has a Cricket Bat. (They still look alike)

4. Can perform melee rounds.

5. His team call sign is (Shaku) Shark.

6. Always seems overly violent to other teams, but among Akatsuki he is one of the most caring team members.

7. obvious babysitter for the Uchiha's.

8. cares about the overall health of the team.

9. I also want to give him a shark tail.... Yes.. What are you going to do to me? А?! WHAT?! GO AHEAD AND ATTACK.

1. Kakuzu

2. Usually does not perform, but will join Hidan and Kisame in a melee round if necessary.

3. All of the Akatsuki team's expenses come from his wallet. He allocates resources.

4. Usually patches up other people's wounds when needed.

5. Callsign - (Hatsu) Hearts.

6. Doesn't like solo performances in public, but may take part to blow off steam.

Hello, I really love your art ! I like seeing Obito art like yours.

I was wondering if you could draw Kisame/Obito ? Romantic or platonic, whatever you are confortable with. There is not enough art of those two.

Take care !

Wait a minute…I have a mini comic with them that is based on one of my AU's. 🧐

I'm also trying to figure out how to do a line.( I always skip that step).

By the way, when this suggestion came up, I was just thinking about them…how did u do that..?

Kisame is the type of character I find unrealistically hard to draw, but god I LOVE it. I love him. I'll keep drawing him until I can do it with my eyes closed.

Yes. sometimes I like to draw his ears in a different way..I don't really like elf ears..but these…What should I call them? they usually drawn on mermaids or something…He just looks more voluminous with them???

drawing Obito until my hand falls off, day 17!!

hello! I really liked your drawings with AU (or is it not AU?) where were the ObiKakaRin in winter (?) clothes. Very cute! I was wondering if you could do something similar with Kisame x Itachi? cuddle maybe? i'll be the happiest person !!

honestly…I have no idea.XD By the way, thanks for the opportunity to be reminded again how much I love these two. Sketches! ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

Who is your favorite character(s) besides Obito?

here you go Obito is still here, ignore him

shark smile 🦈

🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

"Nice!"

akatsukisame: Today's Itachi-san.

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I am so very sorry