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the world needs more Muppets
Random thought but I was reading some fan fiction, as one does and there was the word Muppet in it. So know I am thinking out of all the shadow and bone characters who would be the one human. Nikolai would be a solid vibe, but Zoya, the Darkling or Mal would be way too funny.
With six of crows Kaz has to be the one human there is no other option. The only one you can argue for is Matthias but what Muppet could play Kaz. You know what I mean.
But also after you decide the only human who would be played by what Muppet? I should definitely watch more Muppets content
not to sound ungrateful, because the fics that already exist of this pairing - though they be few - are marvelous
(turns me to gold in the sunlight by TheMysteriousL, Hand in Hand in Unlovable Hand by Sevent, yes i am looking at you. there are others but i can’t remember them :((( )
but when exactly will i have the privilege of reading a malarklina (maldarklina?) fic where alina and the darkling are both ancient and powerful and in evil villain love while planning to take over the world together, and they somehow meet mal and go “yes. this one will be ours.” and make him their consort or whatever?? with angst maybe?? and some nice ~seduction to the dark side~ vibes???
i would write it myself, but none of the potential plotlines i’ve thought of have sounded very satisfying.
Malina is like Chaolena, in the sense that Mal was also afraid of Alina's powers and could never fully accept them and what they meant. He may have loved the orphan he grew up with, but he could never be with her when she had her powers because he was too afraid of them. And yeah, it turned out fine for him in the end since she lost her powers and all (which I still think is like why would you end the book like that, but that's not what I'm ranting about now), but the powers were a part of her, and as Dorian Havilliard once said, "You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love."