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minjakitty

3 months ago

Had to double it and give it to the next person

a screenshot of the android notes app. the title of the note is "top surgery excuses". the list is as follows:
never screw with the mob
shark attack
theyre gone!?
yknow how you wake up in an ice bath with your kidneys gone
have you ever seen hannibal
bear attack
wizards curse
sparring accident
cats can be vicious
so you know what happened to the donner party
skydiving accident
did you know its possible to lean too far over a table saw

any ideas guys

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these are genuinely so funny good job comment section mostly putting this here to be able to look at again later tbh

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