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GUESS WHO’S GOING TO A TYLER THE CREATOR CONCERT???? THIS GUY 🧍‍♂️👈🏾

I'm sick as hell (my own fault, I spent the weekend under the rain) but once I'm lucid and coherent enough I'm gonna put my favourite characters in Situations. Because if I have to suffer, so do they.

But.

Light in the middle of the fever, I texted my mom asking her to pick me up from school (as a joke) and she literally said, and I quote: "I'll be there in two hours, time to get off work and come to you."

I haven't lived with my parents for two years.

And she was totally serious! She was willing to drive over three hours round trip on a weekday evening to bring me home. I love my mom so much.

Advice from my mom part 1-

"Don't be a drag, be a queen(king/royalty)"

-My mom last night

My mom just said one of the funniest things I have ever heard she said "the bigger the conspiracy theory, the stupider/ dumber the person." And I couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes. I fu*ing love my mom

Adding “Fucky Wucky Murderboard” to my list of things to call my brain. Thanks mom :>

Another example of why I love my mom…

So I was working on a test with my mom, who is great with nutrition and apparently drug studies as we’ve found. Eventually, we get to a question and my brain shut off completely for a good minute and a half. To quote her,

“What are anabolic steroids made from- Bull testicles.”

And the only thing I could reply with, after feeling all of my brain cells die within me for a moment, was “I really hope you’re not right.”

And guess what?

SHE. WAS. GODDAMN. RIGHT. ABOUT. IT.

Steroids are made from testicles apparently, being derived from testosterone found in- as my mom puts it- “the testies.”

So hey how are you guys doing?

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