Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
What if Bowser secretly had a crush on Mario and also secretly was into vore, so he wrote a bunch of fanfics in which he eats Mario, and then Mario finds those fanfics and is, understandably, disturbed, believing that Bowser is some murderer, and everytime he has to go save Peach he is much more jumpy and scared of Bowser, and Bowser realizes that Mario found the fics and is incredibly embaressed. The next time they go kart racing, Bowser flashes Mario a awkward smile, and Mario just starts visibly shaking with fear, turning to Luigi to be like, "He's-a going to fucking kill me, he's-a gonna kill me, Luigi!"