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nsfw DBZ headcannons list:

disclaimer!! i havent finished dbz (currently in the majin buu arc) and i havent watched dragon ball because i cant handle master roshi.

Goku is a lesbian.

Android 18 and Krillin are T4T

Krillin carried his child

Piccolo is black (but we all knew that)

Chichi and Bulma fuck but it “doesnt count” fsr like its mutual masturbation or cause theyre both girls.

Gohan is bi

Mister Satan wears one of those extender things on his penis when he has sex.

King Kai has sex with his red car.

Vegeta and Goku want each other so bad but i dont think they have had sex. if they were actually fucking they wouldnt have nearly as much tension.

Bulma has a thing for Vegeta’s thighs he is often bruised and hickied there.

Vegeta stalks and voyeurs Goku (Goku while not always aware its happening, knows he does this and doesnt perceive it to be wrong or creepy)

Shin is bigender

Krillin is submissive and breedable thats just fact.

S P I K E //Alphabet meme (No pressure to write all)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Dreadwing's stamina is good especially for his age. He is no spring chicken anymore, it's true, but he can still often keep up with the shenanigans of most younger mechs. Though, he has far more stam when he's topping and using his spike. He tends to come unraveled far more easily when he's using his valve, as he doesn't do it much.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Intimacy is just as important or more so even than sex itself. He can go without interface just fine, but if there is no intimate connection to his partner, his interest very quickly wanes. Dreadwing is fine with one-night stands, but in the long run, he vastly prefers emotional connection.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He doesn't have too many kinks, but one would be that he very much does enjoy threesomes and group sex, though more than four including himself and he starts getting uncomfortable.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

In terms of what he knows, Dreadwing is very experienced. Tactile, fingering, mouth, general penetrative interfacing in common positions -- he's been doing that for ages and has worked hard to be good at it (like everything he tries to do). But kink and heading farther south than french vanilla territory and his knowledge quickly becomes very limited.

What is Your Muse's Sexual Disposition?

stolen from @suckmybearings

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 . ( nsfw edition. )

RULES: bold which option your prefer out of each of the following pairs

Bolded is a definite, Italicized is a maybe, and crossed out is a no-go!

submissive or dominant?

whips or chains? -- NEITHER

handcuffs or shibari?

pillow princess or power bottom?

voyeur or exhibitionist?

blindfolds or spreader bars?

butt plugs or vibrators?

edging or multiple rounds?

knots or ovipositor?

spanking or scratching?

ball gag or muzzle? -- NEITHER

strap on or double sided dildo? (WHAT ARE THESE, says Dreadwing)

one on one or group sex?

vanilla or kinky?

lengthy spikes or girthy spikes?

small chassis or large chassis?

ass or chests?

thighs or arms?

hot wax or knifeplay?

loud or quiet?

biting or sucking?

collars or piercings?

costumes or lingerie?

laughing & silliness during sex or intensity & power struggle during sex?

fucking a virgin or fucking someone with experience?

face to face or from behind?

phone sex or sexting?

cumming inside or cumming outside?

being filled or bukkake?

dirty talk or degradation?

role play or porn on in the background?

public edging or filming in the bedroom?

lube or raw?

video call masturbation or sexy selfies?

blood play or breath play?

face fucking or aft sex?

leather or PVC?

morning sex or evening sex?

MORE SPIKES AND VALVES HELL YEAH

The knots continue on. I assume the knot inflates through energon being pumped straight into it through the fuel lines. I'll maybe draw it in its regular form at some point. Whenever that will be I blame bad dragon for the knot idea, but also thanking them for pushing my spike and valve designs. Alien genitals gotta look weird

MORE SPIKES AND VALVES HELL YEAH

The knots continue on. I assume the knot inflates through energon being pumped straight into it through the fuel lines. I'll maybe draw it in its regular form at some point. Whenever that will be I blame bad dragon for the knot idea, but also thanking them for pushing my spike and valve designs. Alien genitals gotta look weird

Kink ask: scratching and biting that leave marks

Only if they can be easily buffed out and painted over later. He isn't into hard clawing or biting most of the time.

↕️are they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch?

Dreadwing is a top-leaning switch, and better yet, he's a service switch. He gets off very well just on the pleasure his partner is enjoying, usually due to his own effort.

Cybertronian sex toys must go crazy

False spikes that expand every time a bot overloads making it impossible for them to clench around it properly and leaving them absolutely gaping by the end

Fake panels designed to vibrate and stop keeping the wearer constantly edged through out the day

Magnets that connect to each node inside a valve, stimulating them individually and in different ways and rhythms

Ballbearings that have been magnetised in different ways so they’re constantly shifting inside a valve

A matching set of a false spike and valve that can be connected to specific bot spike or valve so partners can interface not matter the distance

Vibrators that are made specifically for a bots spike sheath that keep the spike from extending as well as keeping unbearably it stimulated

Hey I spoke to my therapist and he said getting fucked so hard I can't think the bad thoughts anymore is actually part of my treatment plan so I'd really appreciate it if you could accommodate that and just bend me over whenever thanks 💕

Mm fuck you hm? Well a bit crude. But I can take a little rough. I'd love to tie you down for a bit. Stretch out that great big frame of yours. Spread out my wings to block out the light. So it is only us- Drag my talons over your chest. Tease and test every little seam I could find. Press kisses over your face. Down your throat. Leaving bites against the cables there. Then down your chest to follow my servos. Perhaps I could leave some pretty lines in your paint? That way others will know you are marked. I want to watch you strain for my touch. I want to hear your voice rumble with want. And I want to slowly, carefully, take my time fitting that lovely spike of yours into myself. You did say you'd let me perch on you as a throne hm`? Then a nice slow ride. Watching the expressions you'd make.

Tell my muse in vivid detail how you would fuck them.

Dreadwing.exe has stopped working. Would you like to:

[wait for the program to respond]

[force stop now without saving]

He wants that. Very very much. Even if he's not sure about the being tied up part.

OH do u ever draw TFP porn.. all good if not im more than happy with just keeping my dreadwing obsession to asks pfff

Yes

18+ only — Gage x McCoy 🎉

Hi, yeah I draw nsfw sometimes. (More often than not, honestly.) Gage turned out way better than McCoy did but I’m proud of this one so you get to look at it.

Link to full is in read more 🔻

!! MY TWITTER IS FOR ADULTS ONLY !!

Full is linked here