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Yesss I love my big Boomer Daddy Luci! Thank you so much for my matchup! I’m all warm and fuzzy inside now.

See mom I know how to write a thank you note

(Part 1) I only use Tumblr to lurk and I've never done an ask before, so I hope this comes through ok! You're an angel (devil?) for doing matchups, so I thought I'd humbly request one! I'm Nikki, and I'm an old lady by fandom standards. I grew up in the deep South US (NC and New Orleans), and lived in Italy for a while. I wanted to be a linguist when I was younger, and I still love learning foreign languages. I have a degree in French (cont in pt 2)

(part 2) and I'm now a lawyer, because academics don't pay the bills. I work with child abuse victims, which is rewarding. I love to travel, but I can't much because a) I got court to go to and b) I also love animals, and it's hard to find someone who will take care of dogs, guinea pigs, and reptiles all at once. I'm sarcastic, kind of flippant as a defense mechanism. I'm usually the funny friend, but I get sassy when I'm on the whiskey (cont in pt 3) (part 3!) I'm a big fan of nonfiction books, especially about science and history, and historical dramas on Netflix. I love Netflix and chill with my partner, but I am pretty independent, so I like spending time alone traveling, taking care of critters, or working out. My love language is acts of service, so I show I care by cleaning the house or running errands for my man/lady. (last part incoming!) (last part!) My partner needs to be independent, with a dark sense of humor, who doesn't mind me venting about the grisly and/or weird stuff I see at work. I do like a responsible guy, 'cause I don't wanna be your mama and your gf at the same time. He should also be accepting of weird backwoods southern-isms, like buying taxidermy, saying "bless your heart", and listening to Dolly Parton and Rebirth Brass Band. Thanks! I love your blog!

Hello love!

Thank you for sending in a request! awwwww i’m glad to be your first! 

I hope you like the result! 

Okay so lets’ see... I’m kind of torn between Lucifer and Barbatos. 

I decided to match you with Lucifer! 

So i’m going to keep it real with you, I think your southern upbringing would add to this relationship a lot. First I thought it’s super risky to do this but let’s go anyway. I mean I don’t really want to bring religion into this, but we all know their background in the game. 

Lucifer would be very wary with anyone coming from a highly religious area, but sooner or later he would learn about your own perspectives. (since you play the game I assumed you’re not the stereotype being an English major taught me)

It would take him quite some time to share his views with you in depth, honestly you have a better chance at getting anyone else to open up about their past than him. But I think once you get someone else to do it and now you already know briefly whats up, he would just tell you himself. After all he takes buliding a relationship seriously once he is truly interested in someone.

I think your academic career and the fact that you are a lawyer would impress him and after he learns this about you, his respect for you will grow. Which is very important when it comes to Lucifer.

Lucifer had quite a lot of centuries to pick up languages. Although he isn’t speaking them all either (i mean he is a demon how many languages would he really need), he sees the value of being a multilingual human. Just to test you, he would sometimes switch between them.

It is canon that he is supposed to be outgoing as well, were it not for his very limited amount of free time. So he definitely understands your struggles to get away, as he is the most responsible demon in the household. Once in a blue moon he would probably get to have a couple of days off with you though. I’m sure he knows people who’d take care of your animals for a few days. (probably not one of his brothers though.) 

He appreciates a sarcastic s/o as he can be a bit sarcastic as well. Your flippant nature will only turn him on, especially since you are also responsible so flippant attitudes coming from you hit differently. 

Drinking with him is something you probably wouldn’t be able to avoid. I’m sure he would enjoy your sassy nature, he is one of the best at handling that so don’t worry about conflicts.

 I’m sure he would be able to talk in detail about historical events as he was there when it was all written. So this would be a common topic of conversation! in a healthy relationship good conversations are a must, so you two got that down as well. None of you is bored! Also I don’t really see him reading fiction tbh, so you are on the same page. 

Netflix and chill is up on his priority list as well, so again no trouble on either side.  

Lucifer in canon can fall in love with whoever it happens with, but an independent partner makes his life easier. By this I mean that he is usually busy so his partner would be very disappointed if they expected him to entertain them for many hours a day. Sure, he does make time for you so you don’t feel neglected as he wants to be a good partner. At the end of the day he is in love. 

He would definitely appreciate your love language! He always needs a helping hand, although he is usually too full of pride to actually ask for help with big things. So basically you’d probably get to do the easy stuff. 

His love language is affection so hopefully you are prepared for lots of private times! 

Also love language is just something you have to talk about with him, I think for his beloved he is willing to do things he normally wouldn’t. like you need a new dress?? want to hold hands in public?? want some reassurement?? gotcha (ok with some of these he might struggle but he tries so we gotta give him that)

I think he fits into everything you described your wish for a partner. he is mature and respnsible, and don’t worry he has heard and seen some stuff your stories would be hard to compare. 

so he has his own sense of decoration and if you look into his room, some taxidermy is just fine... 👀

hmmm idk about “bless” in his case because of reasons mentioned above but thats a conversation he will have with you

 He is also very keen on music, so thats also a topic to discuss. he is probably more into classicals, but he just wants to learn more about his partner to be able to fully love and understand them. so if it means listening to Dolly Parton, then so be it. 

Could I get a matchup please? 5'6 girl w/ fluffy blondish-brown hair & brown eyes. I love reading, writing (especially short stories & poetry), video games, sleeping, baking, & cooking. MBTI: INFP. Words friends have used to describe me are: quiet (foremost trait), funny, hardworking, creative, artistic, chill, respectful, kind sweet, loyal, enthusiastic about interests, & positive. I also have depression & anxiety. Love language is phys touch (playing w my hair/massages are my favs) Thank you!

You're welcome, honey!

- Mod Satan

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Your romantic match is: Beelzebub

I think Beel would love to have a quiet person by his side – I've already mentioned this in another match-up, but Beelzebub prefers more intimate conversations over huge groups or crowded places. He doesn't mind them really, he's just not fond of them.

You have a lot of the traits he finds attractive in a person – I mean, you're kind, loyal, respectful, sweet and positive! He couldn't ask for anything more than that.

Also, you can bake and cook!

You two could definetly try to cook something really good together – try. Please prevent Beelzebub from eating the ingredients.

He gets really sad when he finds out you struggle with depression and anxiety – you're his love, of course he wants you to always live your best life.

Since you show your love with physical touch, he will keep you near him as much as he can – he wants to show his love for you too!

Your platonic match is: Asmodeus

He laid his eyes on your fluffy hair and it was over for you.

He loves, I mean, really loves to play with your hair – he will also try to style them and braid them every now and then.

"You look really cute in this hairstyle, Y/N! Let me style your hair more often, pretty please?"

Also, he's really good at giving massages – if you ask him to give you one, he'll gladly oblige.

You can return the favour, of course.

Also, Asmodeus thinks that your sweet and positive facade is really adorable and he kind of hates when he notices that you're sad or anxious.

If you let him do that and if you're comfortable with it, he will hug you tightly and keep you close to his chest to calm you down a little bit.

"Listen to my heartbeat, Y/N. Isn't it relaxing?"

Hi! Can i have a Matchup? I'm a scorpio and 19 year old female, hobbies: are drawing, reading mystery novel and collecting various types of cat plushi!, favorite food: sweet foods such as strawberry chees cake, and donuts. I really like cats and hope one day I can raise them. trait: I am often said to be someone who is optimistic and innocent by my friends, yes, although honestly what they think of me is not true, I am a vengeful person and also very manipulative, but of course that a secret

Hi dear! I know I'm late, I'm really sorry about that, but have faith, all of you! I'll catch up.

I hope you'll like your match-up!

- Mod Satan

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Requests are currently OPEN. Remember to always read the rules before sending in an ask.

Your romantic match is: Satan

Okay, so, this relationship would most certainly be a tough one – a double-edged sword.

Let's start with the positive things – you and Satan have a lot in common. You both like literature and cats and these are things you can bond over.

I mean, imagine secretly taking care of a stray kitten you two have found near the House of Lamentation – of course, Lucifer knew nothing about this.

He is a wise man and he is very observant – he just knows you don't like to be protected, even if you didn't tell him, and he'll try to be less protective of you, but sometimes the feeling is stronger than him.

These things said, why do I think your relationship could be tough?

First of all, he doesn't like to be manipulated – no-one likes that, of course, but Satan will get really angry if he finds out. And we know that when Satan gets angry he becomes really destructive. So, please, don't use that card on him, because he will eventually figure out what's going on.

Also, you're both vangeful and oh boy isn't this alarming – do I really need to tell you why?

Now, back to the happy stuff – all things considered, I think Satan could really understand you. He totally gets the struggle with family members (Lucifer *cough*) and he's really willing to help. He's really good at giving advice.

He will support you in your college studies, always, and he will help you when he can.

Your platonic match is: Beelzebub

He's attracted by your optimistic and innocent facade, not gonna lie.

Beel is a kind demon, though, and he will love you unconditionally in any case, really.

He likes to take you out – he'll show you his favourite places and he'll buy your favourite cake or donut.

He's a little more oblivious than Satan – if you don't tell him that you don't like to be treated like a little sister, he won't stop being protective. And even if you tell him, he will never completly stop, but of course he tries his best.

It's just, he's finally found someone he really cares about. He doesn't want you to be a second Lilith.

Please don't manipulate him – he would be angry, of course, but he would never act on that. He's just...too hurt.

He will try to give you advice on how to cope with your mother – he really tries. His family is not the most harmonious one either, but he's definetly the calmer one out of all of his brothers and could give really good advice.

Good evening my sweet pumpkin pie, after reading those first match-ups of yours I really couldn't keep myself from asking one too, when you'll have time of course! Btw, I totally loved them. So, I'll go with the nick Arthemisia just cause I don't wanna use my real one, age is 22, heterosexual, maybe a slight biromantic, and I'm an INFP-T.

Hi lovely! I really hope you'll like your match-up. I laughed so hard writing this for you, you damn Gryffindor.

P.s. I love you too! ❤️

- Mod Satan

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Your romantic match is: Leviathan

I gave my husband to you girl, treat him with the respect he deserves.

I wrote this in another match-up, but I think it works well for you too – Levi has his own fantasy world in his mind and he loves that, but no-one seems to understand him. He desperately wants to be validated, with all of his passions and all of his interests. And here you are, just a little bit like him. And he loves that.

He loves music just as much as you do – it's his safe place, exactly like his room is. He listens to anisongs a lot, but I think he wouldn't mind something different every now and then. But just beacuse you are his normie.

So, what does that mean? Imagine spending the night in his room, dancing to the songs you both like (he's a little shy at the beginning, but wait until his favourite song comes up. He will be a new man).

Loves to make cute videos of you two awkwardly dancing – he will never post them, he just keeps them on his phone and watches them when he needs to smile a little. Not because he's also jealous, absolutely not.

Date nights consist in playing videogames and watching animes – he gets a little mad when he loses against you, but at the same time he's really proud? Is that even possible?

He sadly gets the feeling of not knowing what to do with his life. He has a very bad opinion about himself. Hopefully you two could help eachother a little bit?

One night, he brought you to the planetarium because he knows you like the stars and he wanted you to see them way better – don't let his brothers know about this, though, or he will never hear the end of it.

Since you love animals so much, he will let you meet Henry.

Dear Lord the amount of love I feel for this man is insane, sorry.

Your platonic match is: Beelzebub

Okay, this one is a little more difficult to explain because it's just a feeling that I personally have.

First of all, you both are too pure for this world – you're kind and I think that's the kind of person Beel is attracted to.

When you feel sad, he will try to cook your favourite dishes to cheer you up.

"Sorry, Misia, I ate a little bit of it on my way here. It's really good."

As a matter of fact, he almost cleaned the whole plate – ALMOST.

He promises he will ask Belphegor to help him the next time he'll try to cook for you – just to make sure he doesn't eat the whole thing in the process.

He's the number one fan of your drawings right after me of course.

Also, he likes to hear you play the guitar and sing – your voice is just so sweet he forgets his hunger for a little bit.

Um, hi! I was wondering if I could have a Obey me matchup? If it’s not too much trouble. I’m an asexual female, my star sign is Taurus and my MBTI type is INFP-T. And I am also a Hufflepuff! From what people have told me, they say my personality is very kind, sweet, caring, but they also say that I am a bit naive and gullible. And at first glance, I am very shy, but once you get to know me and we become close, I can be bubbly, fun, and silly. I am very stubborn and I tend to be very passionate about things that are important to me. But I also hate confrontation, I don’t like being yelled at and tend to try and be the peacemaker of everything. I would rather hide than start a fight. My friends also say that I give really good advice and that I am kind of the mom of the group, always worrying about others. But they also say that I am the baby of the group because of my innocence. I am also a huge introvert, I would much rather be home than out partying. But I do love to shop, even though I am cheap. I can be extremely lazy at times, but if I am passionate about something I become very hardworking and determined. Even though I am asexual, I am a huge romantic and I tend to love affection, like holding hands, cuddling, forehead kisses, etc. I am very self-deprecating, I talk really bad about myself and it’s also the ways I make jokes.My hobbies are painting my nails, reading and writing, swimming, and playing basketball. I dislike people who are mean to others for no good reason, and I also hate being in complete darkness. My love language is probably Quality Time and Words of Affirmation. And I think that is it. I am so sorry that this is so long. But thank you for doing this and I appreciate the fact that you’re doing this for people. Thank you again and I really hope you have a great day!

Aspec girls team up! Thank you so much for your request honey and have a really nice day. I hope you'll like the match up.

P.s. Also, you are an angel and this Slytherin would love to adopt you.

- Mod Satan

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Your romantic match is: Mammon

I'm not gonna lie, at the beginning Mammon tried to take advantage of your innocence – you learned very quickly to never let your possessions unsupervised in his immediate proximity.

That being said, once he falls for you he immediately stops doing that – it's not very gentlemanly of him and, ehi, he's trying to be the best for you, even though he says that he won't ever change for a human.

You and Mammon are very much alike in a couple of things – he tries to avoid conflict as much as possible (even though he gives his brothers a million of reasons to be mad at him, this boy), exactly like you do. I think the two of you could be a very balanced couple who sorts things out in a peaceful way (we love a non-toxic relationship).

Also, the amount of silly things you could do together? Unbelievable. You two end up dying of laughter every single time.

Even though he acts like a tsundere about it, he loves the affection you give him. Holding hands? Yes, please. Cuddling? Of course. Forehead kisses? PLEASE.

He needs your Words of Affirmation – he gets insulted by his brothers on a daily basis, please remind him that he's worthy of love and appreciation.

He doesn't really understand your other interests, but he would definetly play basketball with you every now and then.

Honestly, I just think you two are a perfect match and I ship it.

He once heard you make a self-deprecating joke and he went berserk on you – not in a violent way, of course. He's just worried.

"Oi, stop sayin' those things about yourself, will ya?! You don't want to make The Great Mammon mad!"

He never gets mad at you, he's just stubborn.

Your platonic match is: Asmodeus

First of all, this man finds your innocence kind of adorable – you're just so cute and naive!

Also, shopping? Painting your nails? He's your man.

He can and he will buy you anything you want when you're short on money, just beacuse he likes how those clothes (shirt, dress, sweater – you name it!) look on you.

He would love to have the chance to paint your nails – he can come up with the cutest and most colorful designs.

Words of Affirmation work very well on him too. Do I really need to tell you why?

If you want to cuddle with him, he'll be more than happy to oblige – physical contact is his way to show affection (of course, he would never get sexual with you).

Even though you're not a party animal like him, your bubbly and fun personality definetly make up for it!

He will tease you to make you shy – he kind of loves it, you're adorable.

@astro-mystics thank you so much for your request, I hope you'll have a lovely day too!

- Mod Satan

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Your romantic match is: Belphegor

The main reason I chose Belphegor is that you too seem to be kindred spirits – he likes your quietness, but you being sassy and witty? Masterpiece. Sign him the fuck up.

Don't be too sassy with him though – he likes that, even when your dry remarks are directed to him, but don't force your hand too much or you'll be in serious trouble.

The type of boyfriend that, when you say something self-deprecating, answers with: "Ah ah, me too".

Does that mean that he likes it when you do that? Absolutely not.

Kind of a hypocrite because he uses self-deprecating humor a lot too, but absolutely despises it once he understands that your remarks are serious and not a joke.

"Do you really think this things about yourself, Y/N?"

He loves that you are really short – makes it easier to cuddle use you as his personal pillow.

Your platonic match is: Satan

You write mystery novels? Congratulations, you now are Satan's favourite person.

Seriously though, he was immediatly attracted by this talent of yours.

If you let him, he will read everything you write and give you his honest opinion.

Likes to brew you coffee every now and then – sometimes, he even draws you a cat (or other things you like) with latte. He's a master at latte art after all.

He tries to keep you in check with your studies – he knows that you are a procrastinator, so he will try to organize little study sessions to make sure you don't forget to study or do your homeworks.

That being said, your arrogance triggers him sometimes – that's the main reason you too will end up fighting every now and then.

Being the stubborn demon he is, he will give you the silent treatment for a day or two – he looks like a very wise man, but in this situations he acts like a little kid.