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from our flag means death
Oluwande: Almost hit Buttons with my car today. I was pulling up to the house and apparently he didn't see me. So this guy darts out in front of me and I hit the brakes-
Oluwande: And he fucking dabs.
Oluwande: His automatic reaction to almost getting hit by a car was to just fucking dab. His LAST MOMENTS would have been a sick ass dab.
Oluwande: i'm worried about him
Oluwande: Ah, yeah, the five love languages.
Oluwande: [points to Stede] My parents never told me they were proud of me.
Oluwande: [points to Lucius] I'm so fucking tired, let me rest for five minutes.
Oluwande: [points to Roach] I love stuff.
Oluwande: [points to Frenchie] Please pay attention to me.
Oluwande: [points to Stede] Touch starved.
Stede: Come on, Oluwande-
Stede: Why did I get two?
Oluwande: Tell me your wildest fantasy.
Jim: I'm on Wheel of Fortune and I spin the wheel so hard it lights on fire.
Oluwande: I meant like-
Jim: Everyone claps.
The Swede: It's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?
Oluwande: That's the back of the map.
Jim: I'm not a bad guy!
Jim: It's me! [rips off disguise]
Oluwande, who helped them into the disguise: [gasps in shock]
Oluwande: Oh, right, I forgot for a second.
Oluwande: Frenchie offered me his drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.
Oluwande: I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of Baja Blast Mountain Dew at 7 in the morning.
[as ghost hunters]
Oluwande: I think a ghost just grabbed my ass!
Ghost: It wasn't me, it was Jim.
Jim: what the fuck dude
Oluwande: Whenever Jim is mad at me, I tighten the lids on all the jars so they have to get help from me.
[glass breaks in the background]
Oluwande: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.
My personal dating headcanons for the revenge
Izzy gets all the love
P.S Jackie and Izzy are married and Edward is Izzy's matelotage
P.P.S. Oluwande is monogamous
Agghgghh I love this show
