Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Random thoughts I remember reading pt. 1
Person A: what if zombies said bruh instead of brains
Person B totally high as a kite:…bruhhhhh
Person A: On a scale of sonic to sound barrier how fast are we talking
Person B: Sonic but if he broke both of his legs
Person B: Wanna do something?
Person A: Nah I’m too sleepy
B: It’s 9pm how are you tired?
A: I finally fixed my sleeping schedule
B: Why would you do that?
A: Why wouldn’t i do that
Yoichi and Blake are babysitting their friend’s baby for one week. They’re currently giving the baby a bath before it’s bed time.
baby: *playing and splashing water*
Blake: hey! it’s your bath time, not ours! *laughs*
Yoichi: they are attacking the water. Good job, *baby name*, face your enemy.
Parker just shook his head, the despair written on his face. "I hope you know that what you’re attempting is illegal in several countries!”
Kenum continued chuck knives into the bar window, the silver blades sticking into the glass. "Not this one~!” His grin spread wider, watching the glass continue to crack. The dark lighting of the bar made his already dark brown eye even darker. The white eye, almost blind from years of fighting, seemed to take on a grayish hue to it.
Parker just order more drinks, I'm to old for this shit.
Person A: “I hope you know that what you’re attempting is illegal in several countries!”
Person B: “Not this one~!”
Person1: *Resting/sleeping on there desk*
Person2:*whispers* You smell different when your awake
Person1:*Now awake and distressed* Wtf!
Rest of the class:*Now questioning everyone’s sanity*
Bitch 1: Why are you gay it’s gross
Person 1: Why are you a selfless crusty ass bitch? It’s gross
Person 2: Boobies-
I ruined the moment...
Person 1: Tbh I haven’t slept in 24 hours
Person 2: Weakling...
PersonA: Have you ever tried Ketchup and Pasta...?
PersonB: wtf no that’s a sin,Your dad is literally a chef!!