Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
random shit my friends say unprompted (part 1?)
1) "i want to impregnate at least 50 women in my lifetime" (said by a cisgender straight woman mind you)
2) "you don't get my whimpering audio OR my pencil"
3) "you are interrupting my freedom of thought shut the fuck up"
4) "but mom!! the pipe bomb feels good!!"