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1 year ago

me: what the fuck is virgin northern european hair? is that like a norwegian person who doesn’t fuck? why does that matter?

me, an entire fucking 20 seconds later when i already had scrolled past: IT’S NOT DYED. IT’S HAIR THAT IS NOT DYED. IT IS HAIR THAT HAS NEVER PREVIOUSLY BEEN DYED. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. don’t they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that

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I mean help me good god cryptid says shit i am dead fucking serious right now i think i need sleep or something what the fuck just happened to me I WAS REALLY LIKE why would you need that? is it like human sacrifices having to be virgins? is there just something different about it? is my hair virgin northern european hair? i’m virgin northern european and i have hair BESTIES NEVER HAVE BEEN SO WRONG SAVE ME FROM MY OWN STUPIDITY DYED of course it was fucking DYED why would the hair need to commit CELIBACY WHY would HAIR need ABSTINENCE

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