Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Kai: How many Jay’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Cole: Just one, the real question is how many ladders does he need?
Jay: *offended noises*
Warriors: This snow got me feeling some type odd way.
Legend: That’s hypothermia.
Warriors: Dang, Hyrule told me it was the magic of Christmas.
Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!
Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.
*Modern au*
Time: Hello Mcdonalds. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
*Future au*
Legend, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
Time: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Twilight: Oh, we've had worse.
reader: why do my hands get cold and not the rest of me?
jane: it's the human body's way of regulating temperature
demitri: ghosts are holding your hands
reader: how romantic.
reader: describe yourself in one word,
emmett: indescribable.
reader: remember that first night we met and you fell madly in love with me?
jane: y/n.
reader: fine, the night I talked to you for five minutes and fell madly in love with you.
reader: these books are the oldest thing in this store-
reader: *bumps into jane*
jane:
reader: i was wrong
jane: you little shit-
reader: awe! blondie look at you getting all romantic with the candles!
jane:
jane: im literally about to sacrifice this newborn-
demitri: I just try to appreciate the little things in life
reader: *hugs jane*
jane: fuck you i'm not that short
demitri: yes the fuck you are
reader: do I know romance or what?
jane *yet again being a lil shit* what.
reader *confused*: I said, do i-
jane: I heard you.
reader: I will put an A down for A
felix: I will add a T to make AT
alec: I will add onto your AT to make RAT
jane *being a lil shit*: i will add onto your rat to make BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC
demitri: *flips board*
felix: god dammit.