Spank Me Sir - Blog Posts

Can you handle it😈

please spank me harder daddy, it feels so good

I strongly identify with Tinkerbell, I too will die without attention.

I am once again reaffirming that I should not have to work this hard for this little money.

If I didn’t want to have to weed through all the scams I’d start looking for a sugar daddy 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Add in a nice pair of heels and you’ve got yourself a perfect outfit to wear around the house for your Man. He needs and deserves easy access at all times.

Yes Sir, threw them all out.

I mean, she shouldn’t be wearing panties anyways, they just get in the way.

A good girl doesn't question, she just obeys

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This could be us but you yep don’t exist 🫠

Listen yall, I’m a fucking coward. Sure I (re)post a lot of unhinged things on here, but I’m shy as fuck and my anxiety stops me from reaching out to others.

So consider this consent, if we’re Muriel’s and I’ve liked several of your posts, feel free to reach out and chat ☺️

I love having people to talk to, to disrupt my own thoughts so I can focus on you and yours.

I’m bored, have a sudsy gif, send an ask, or don’t, whatever, I’m not your mom. 😝

Have you ever met one of your followers?

and sucked his dick?

A girl like you has to suck dick on the first date.

I have not met a follower but I absolutely would!

And of course I’d suck his dick! And anything else he wanted me to do.

If you’ve liked several of my posts in a row, just know I’ve stalked tf out of your page 😏

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@gooningxhoe is determined to be the best fuckdoll there is. A noble cause indeed!

Why does everyone hide their Likes? I wanna know what sort of wild/sick/naughty things you like but can’t (or are too scared to) share!

I’m just a girl, doing anything and everything to avoid doing what she should be doing….. send asks, send messages, send fucking carrier pigeons, anything to distract me 🐶

All it took was a Man that could make a firm argument about how wrong her perspective had been

you don't need to be a "feminist" 🤢

you need to be an Accomplice to the Patriarchy 🥰🥹💕🫂

Day off, nothing to do but scrolls tumblr and answer your asks. So send some! 💞

They say thank you.

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