Uhhh No It’s Not It’s In His Lap And He Has Some Healthy Foods For It. - Blog Posts

yippee important tf2 team fortress 2 say no more not tagging this so everyone can see it you have to look at this. with your eyes 💖 good headcanon because it’s not a headcanon it’s actually true <3 *points at this man’s taunts* this man has autism. good for him anyways I think he’d pick up the lizard and it’d immediately like him and he’d pet it for a while before releasing it he’d do the same with like. random wild birds. I call Medic a Disney princess but if Medic is a Disney princess then this man is a Disney queen he will always be able to do just that little bit more by taming literally everything in sight and still letting it remain wild. kangaroo at night attacking him? actually no it’s not he’s having a friendly handshake with it and giving it head rubs rabbit being watched from afar? uhhh no it’s not it’s in his lap and he has some healthy foods for it. owls hawks and other birds chasing each other down? no they’re not they’re all perching on his shoulders and he’s giving them food. they are existing peacefully now until they leave. snakes beneath the camper? oh no they’re supposed to be there. They like the shade and the sun reflected off of the sides of the car. lizards in the base? he’s the one who moves them to a safe place before someone inevitably freaks out. I think Scout also gets to get in on this too seeing as he has chucklenuts and his redbird. or cardinal? idk are those the same thing??? ;; he’s not as good at getting animals to like him but he goes to Sniper sometimes for help if there’s something he genuinely can’t handle. he’ll be like “Yo snipes I found this cool lizard on the window and he’s trapped but I can’t get him into my hands” and Sniper is like