Zebruh Kodakk - Blog Posts

[ID 1/2: Azdaja and MC are in front of a volcano with a big spider in it. Azdaja says, "Santa is on strike due to global warming." MC is wearing a Santa hat and looks pissed. an arrow points from the word Santa to MC. Azdaja is now in an aircraft with Konyyl. Azdaja says, "all presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas tiger." Konyyl holds a wrapped gift and says, "milk and cookies may not be sufficient". the two are now in an apartment. Konyyl says, "MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN!" Azdaja replies, "yes good". Konyyl continues, "AND EAT THE BAD ONES!" Azdaja says, "wait no". Konyyl says, "EAT THEM!" and lunges as Azdaja shouts, "Sasha no!" / end ID 1.

ID 2: Zebruh sits in a movie theater. he says, disgusted, "honestly can't believe they're making a Christmas movie called the Grincharov. they should just leave classics alone." /end ID.

text sources: fallcaeser, thefingerfuckingfema, and nega-torie on tumblr.]

🎵 it's beginning to look a lot like Iceland 🎶

happy holidays, folks! I hope Sasha was merciful to y'all!

[bonus ID: Sasha the Christmas tiger eats Zebruh. / end ID]

okay you cannot tell me that Zebruh would not be an overly cynical film critic on youtube.