Guess Who Just Got Out Of The Psych Ward!!!!!!

Screaming sobbing crying over the fact Tim Stoker isn’t real and I can’t fuck him

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

Goodnight everybody it's been an honor stabbing with you all

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

ylfa snorgelsson meeting snow white and finding out the beast is a princess is such a gay moment. there are two wolves inside you: one has crushes on women and the other feels monstrous because it doesn't perform femininity in a way society approves of. they're both lesbians.

me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

tma really said "oh you want to be an avatar with she/her pronouns? you better kill off one of the main michaels first"