Tim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Steph: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Tim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Cass: Actually I did the math, Steph would have $225, not $0.15.
Steph: Fam I’m right here....
Dick: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Tim: while you’re there could you buy me an Apple juice please?
Dick: Sorry I only have a dollar
Tim: :(
Cass: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Steph would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Dick: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Cass: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Cass: Apple juice to what
Damian: Directly to the forehead
Steph: Great chat everyone
Dick: Hey Dami, made anyone cry today?
Damian: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
reblog to beat the joker to death
Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?
Wally: ...
Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Kon: Hey Tim,
Tim: Yes?
Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Tim:
Tim: Where’s Bart?
I was 300 page into a Stephen king book and thought. I was safe i thought wrong.
Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?
Roy: I only take cash or credit.
🦇Bruce Wayne Headcanons 🦇
- Bruce wears reading glasses and puts them on whenever he needs to see something up close, so there’s a good chance if you walk in the bat cave you will see Batman squinting through a pair of cheap reading glasses at the bat computer.
- He smells good, but as he’s gotten older he’s beginning to smell like an old man.
- You cannot tell me Bruce has the loudest ringtone on earth and he stalks his whole family ( Including Red Hood) on Life360.
- “Live Laugh Love”
- He will try to use words to seem hip in front of his kids and it fails horribly. Example:
(Bruce picks Damian up from school)
Bruce: How was your day today, son?
Damian: tch. not too irritating, I guess.
Bruce: That’s very poggers.
Damian: 🤦
Dick: Time for plan G.
Stephanie : Don’t you mean plan B?
Dick: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tim: What about plan D?
Dick: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Cass : What about plan E?
Dick: I’m hoping not to use it. Jason dies again in plan E.
Damian : I like plan E.
Oh my gosh I saw this while scrolling through Pinterest and had to post this
A nerd who posts about the bat family especially underrated characters like duke, Helena,Betty, Carrie,Alina,Barbara,Steph,Luke, Tiffany, Cullen, terry, Harper and any other underrated batfam characters including the popular ones like the bat bros so enjoy
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