Snoot Is A Business Fish Here Offishally On Offishal Fish Business

they let you do that for money now

why do we stop wrestling with our friends as we get older. i literally need to wrestle full force with somebody right now that’s so fun why is that not normal when you’re like over 8 years old

MY SON

are you, perchance, telling me my mental illnesses are handicapping me in a society that refuses to recognize them? noooooooo what no wayyyy

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

we are BAWLING

nevertheless, we ball

the juxtaposition of my fluffy wuffy pj pants to the tshirt that rides up so high im practically shirtless

my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations

The computer system ate our IT guy. Can't have shit in London.

i fear i was too hasty in speaking my mind, does anyone have a bridge i can borrow