Your Honor, I Had A Bad Dream Can I Sleep In Your Bed Tonight?

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

AI can scrape my blog all it wants to

because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.

i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.

Banana.

Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.

my throat

Aurora 'Fancy Pals' Giddyup Boot

when i get in bed i feel my back become free of the weight it carries

^ me everyday?

i love my son

snoot is a business fish here offishally on offishal fish business

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

i have two ways of processing information-- the first is thinking about how it tastes, the second is a game of associations

HELP WHY AM I HEARING OMINOUS MUSIC

if i were a rat people would love me so much