Lucifer: You're a fucking asshole!
Alastor:fuck you, get out of my garden!
Lucifer:ILL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN
People I'd think that'd love the eraserhead baby
Number 1:jason vorhees and his mom
Cmon shed kill for jason. And jason wouldn't kill him.
They'd love the eraserhead baby. Honestly probably because everything they deem as "ugly" they find awesome.
Luda may IS SO SWEET.
Michael myers mom. She'd be scared at first but she'd love it like her own.
Can't tell me he wouldnt
She'd got that motherly love
He's a gentle giant
Nice gramps
Obey me!
Twisted Wonderland
(Especially azul he's my favorite character)
Star wars
Hazbin hotel (don't get me wrong I know aroace people do have platonic and romantic in their relationship sometimes but it's mostly to satisfy their partner. But 100% no smut for alastor,nifty and the eggboys. Also not for Charlie and vaggie either sorry)
Call of duty modern warfare
MHA (only writing for the adults in mha nsfw I swear if someone ask for a bakugou smut I'll soccer punch them 😭🙏) (only sfw for the class 1-A and toga..
Creepypasta. (If yall ask for toby and Jeff it's the new toby that's an old man and Jeff as in Jeff hodek. Not no emo teenager. But I will do emo teen Jeff woods in SFW.) (But I don't know why I need to say this but NO OFFENDERMAN LIKE??)
Marble hornets.
Undertale. (Only sfw)
DC: so bat children, batman, Clark kent, etc.
What I will do: smut, fluff, NSFW (it doesn't just mean smut it also means gore) angst, child reader, if you want the reader to have a mental disorder you struggle with and get comfort by the direct character/s you say, wholesome.
What I won't do: rape, pedophilia, age regression (Im sorry I just don't feel comfortable writing it), somnophilia, basically anything bad and criminal.
What I'll do if it's a TW (I will warn you at the beginning if it's a TW thing.)
what I won't do: fem reader. If you're a fem reader you can read the stuff that has gender neutral on it though. But not trans male reader or AMAB reader.
What I will do: amab reader, trans male reader, nonbinary reader,
To the American senate.
Good job. Doing so great. Getting a bill named KOSA because you're all homophobic assholes. Thinking you're doing something good by REMOVING lgbtqia+ then you start wondering why no one wants to fight for this fucking country. No gay man is making it bad. No trans kids are making it worse. it's you people. YOU who make it bad, not us. Thinking you're doing something. Thinking you'll fix things. Well, I know for sure their will be mass suicides from teens because they use online just to help them escape from abusive homes, but no. None of you care. Wanna know why? Because you'll never make America great. You've ruined it from the start. It wasn't even your land. The native Americans had it. And instead of helping people with mental health you're gonna fuck it up Thinking you're so cool by making a "mental health matters" video. But it's always "mental health matters" until it's some kid who's more mature than half of the adults alive today. "Mental health matters" until it's someone who doesn't look like you. So good job. Congrats. Because what you're doing it wrecking society. Just like project 2025. Thought you believed in the amendments, but you strip people of their rights. And who was it that said, "It's we the people. Not we, the white man. "
STOP KOSA!
My oc if viviziepop made it:
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I'm joking (I dont think she'd detail it this much 💀)
Same person, different font.
No it's not new slang it was used in the 1920s it just never became popular.
Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!
Reblog to kill it faster
I really want zestials old ass to actually have been to one of William Shakespeare's plays.
he/him intp leo. I don't usually do nsfw so anyone can read what I write but if I did ill tag it :)
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