Some vegan: you’re so inhumane! I can’t believe you ONLY eat meat! It’s disgusting! You’re a murderer! I hope your happy killing animals! Would you kill and eat a person?
A bosmer: I don’t know how to tell you this, but—
My graduation made us open our gowns to see if we were smuggling anything in. They took my water bottle full of water, but they didn’t see the massive speaker i had in my pocket so I could blast Schools Out by Alice Cooper
This is the first time someone's pointed something out about the way we behave I didn't even realise and found myself realising they are entirely right
Oh goddammit. Really putting all my obsession on blast huh. Here we go,,,
Tsuioku - DL6gouziken from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Cup of Sweetness from Coffee Talk by Andrew Jeremy
Playing With The Boys from Top Gun by Kenny Loggins
Back in Time from Back to the Future by Huey Lewis and the News
Oh Klahoma by Jack Stauber
1:00 PM from Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Gateway Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy
Fearless Hero (Hero Version) by Heitor Pereira and Antonio Banderas from Puss in Boots the Last Wish
The Spy and the Liar by Jared Emerson-Johnson from I Expect You To Die 2
Take My Breath Away by Berlin from Top Gun
Tags: @banavalope @cynical-bonehead @aetherialfalmer @fiveabattery i dont have many mutuals—
rules — shuffle your “on repeat playlist” and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people
Tagged by: @inourtownofhawkins
You’re on Your Own, Kid - Taylor Swift
Body Better - Maisie Peters
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
Runaway - Bon Jovi
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Teenagers - The Summer Set and Against The Current
I Think He Knows - Taylor Swift
John Hughes Movie - Maisie Peters
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) [Byrce Miller/Alloy Tracks Remix] - Steve Perry/Journey
Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve - Taylor Swift
Tagging: @heroeddiemunson @eddiesquinns @eddie-dustin @stolenxkissess @dadjoelmiller @ricky-olson @cheerscoops @comeontaylorspeaknow @moonlayl @ben–solos
Im getting my first tattoo and i sit down and notice the tattoo artist has SUPERNATURAL PLAYING. I CAN’T ESCAPE IT.
Will reblog with the tattoo afterwards.
i just had a dream that i was the adopted son of those fucking guys in hannibal and ive never watched any of the show but basically i was stuck in the back seat of the van because we were moving again because according to the one that looks eternally tired (will?) ‘apparently dad doesnt know when the proper time to kill someone is’ and i watched them bicker like divorced parents and I go ‘what the hell is it you guys do for work again’ and the car went dead silent before the cannibal guy goes ‘eat your subway flynn’
what is this show about. why did i dream this what does it mean. do I have to watch the show now. It is 5:45 am.
A Tale of Two Dragonborn!
I’ve maybe decided on creating a comic about a friend and I’s Skyrim characters. It’s an idea I’d like to explore so I want to see if you guys would be interested in it.
The story is basically about these two Dragonborn (the reason as to why there are two make sense and is lore-friendly, I promise) who go on the Adventure of what is ESV: Skyrim, and I would really like to know if it would interest you guys
This is my own work please do not repost!
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I was playing through PA:AA Trials and Tribulations, and I just realized that no one talks about Recipe for Turnabout.
Why? How can no one in this fandom not go bat shit insane for Phony Phoenix? I mean look at this man
He’s bat chit insane. The madlad is literally an anti-Phoenix. He calls himself the Tiger. He growls at the jury. He’s so scary the Judge hides under his desk.
HE MAKES A FAKE ATTORNEY BADGE OUT OF CARDBOARD AND PRETENDS TO BE PHOENIX IN!!! COURT!!!!!!
Gumshoe, the Judge, Maggey, AND EVEN MAYA don’t register that its NOT PHOENIX.
He’s constantly screaming. He’s growling. He tells Phoenix that for every dumb question he asks he’s gonna sue him $50,000.
I refuse to acgnowledge this Furio Tigre erasure. That case was a fucking wild ride. That man impersonated the most popular defense attorney and almost got away with it, and it was heavily implied that he was dating the granddaughter of the
Did I mention he roars like a tiger? I don’t think you understand. This man has AUDIO DIALOGUE THAT PLAYS EVERY TIME HE ROARS. EVEN PHOENIX HIDES UNDER HIS DESK FROM HIM.
And then lets step away from fuckin Tiger Phoenix for a minute.
We ALSO learn that Gumshoe is SUPER SOFT for Maggey Bryde. She gets arrested for supposedly being the murderer, and Gumshoe is in HYSTERICS. He runs around like a lost puppy doing everything he can to get Maggey out with the same if not more panic than he had when Edgeworth was arrested. AND ITS SO??? WHOLESOME?????
Like he’s SO CUTE TOO. He makes Maggey lunches, because he notices she’s been loosing weight and doesn’t want her to be unhealthy. When he understands that Maggey is mad at him because of a misunderstanding, he avoids her because she says she doesn’t want to see him, and he doesn’t want to push himself onto her.
Not only that, but they have PERFECT ENERGY TOGETHER. They’re both like energetic dogs you can rely on. They’re excited, and they’re here to do their best. They can do no wrong.
Also, Gumshoe and Maggey LOVE the same foods and it’s adorable. You can’t change my mind; straight ships can be adorable too I’m literally a gay man call me homophobic I dare you.
First up we’ve got who I like to call
Grandpa Seedman (A.K.A. Victor Kudo)
What a man. What a madlad. He makes me want to dump him in a fucking silo of birdseed.
Why is he here? Why does he have all that birdseed? Why can’t he calm down and stop throwing it for five seconds? If I had to guess what Wendy Oldbag’s ex-husband would be like, this is exactly who I think it would be. They’re both insufferable to no end. Let me throw them outa window.
Then we got Monsieur Essential Oils (A.K.A. Jean Armstrong)
What In The Royal Fuck. Where are these roses coming from. Why does his restaurant look like a Hello Kitty Lolita Cafe. He’s also half a million dollars in debt. I would ask why but if you took one look in hid goddamn restaurant you would understand why. Also literally everyone in the game thinks his food is shit.
Please sir. Please you’re so gay it hurts. He’s literally April May but a guy. Actively flirts with Gotot which is pretty funny so you get some extra points.
Wednesday Addams (A.K.A. Viola Cadaverini)
So little miss is the granddaughter of a fucking MOB BOSS and she is literally true crime. Constantly mutters about offering you tea. Would be a nice gesture if the murder in this case WASNT CAUSED BY SOMEONE BEING POISONED THROUGH A DRINK also the fact that the MURDERER IS HER BOSS
She’s actually pretty chill, despite how off-putting she is. Would love to listen to true crime and watch the Twilight Zone with her. She deserves better.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER
HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE NOTICE IT WASNT PHOENIX THE BITCH IS LITERALLY BRIGHT FUCKING RED
He also rides a teeny fuckin scooter thats like neon pink and blue which is so goddamn funny to me especially considering the fact that that tiny ass scooter caused a massive crash which he walked away from unscathed but the DRIVER was sent to the EMERGENCY ROOM and had A MILLION DOLLARS worth of surgery done.
This man can fight god and win the only reason he didn’t get away with the murder is because bitch straight up went “haha Phoenix Wright you dumb bitch thats not the poison bottle I used get your facts straight” and Godot has a fucking ANEURISM because all of these witnesses are SO FUCKING STUPID
Godot was the real victim here holy shit this fucking case was the most bat shit insane stuff how the FUCK did no one talk more about this PLEASE
fight went well
Little comic of my two sillies Captain (Fashion Disaster) and Maren (Magazine Model)
Might start doing comics of them if I have the energy and maybe my agent 8 oc will show up too 👀