The Reason No One’s Seen God Is Because Their Under A False Identity Hiding From The Law

YOU,LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ………… so me my mom and some freinds went to roller skating rink called cheapskate and we where hanging out getting reddy to go home when suddenly on the speakers where they play music for you to skate to THEY STARTED PLAYING “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by Rick astley “ started playing . an entire roller skating rink that was packed got rickrolled

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

My god the gods have been angered we have discovered something better than the 4 dabloons cat pic

You have ruined scooby do

ok but if I could make a career out of driving around in a van & breaking into abandoned buildings with my high school stoner buddies I would do that in a heartbeat, total respect to the mystery gang

Hey you my severe case of adhd! SHUT THE HELL UP O DONT CARE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY WE HAVE THINGS TO DO WERE CLEANING OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT GONNA HEAR IT

Sooooooo I just made this absolutely perfect burger but we have a problem

MY MOUTH ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A BITE

Sooooo I’ve been depressed all week and aparantly all I needed was to treat myself by putting water in wine glass and cutting up a delicious bell pepper and stop worrying about upholding my friendships

Reeeee

I just opened that file and imeaditly regretted it I posted this I forgot I posted this why did I post this

Found this beauty in cursed images

It’s 2:11 am it’s time to eat water