Went To The Wrong Sesame Street

Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?

Ais: Which voice?

Kira: Are you- Are you okay?

I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.

I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.

Dazai: This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.

Chuuya: Are you quoting an animated American movie?

Dazai: *offended* Lilo and Stitch is a classic masterpiece you uncultured slug!

I just really like the idea of Ardyn in a suit ok

Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~

Fyodor: *excited*

*ten minutes later*

Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?

Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Cat dad

I wanna make friends so I’m opening a server up on Discord for BSD fans. Please join if you wish. You can rp if you want. Talk about ships. Talk about your ocs. Share pics and memes as well as make more friends.

Take my blood

Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.

Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*

Atsushi: I could have had them!

Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*

Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?

Akutagawa: *nods*