Atsushi: Akutagawa! I Got You Some Chocolates! I Thought You Would Like Them.

Nero: Dante I’m afraid!

Dante: just stay close to your father!

Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!

Thelucissassening

Okie dokie…

So I decided NOT to turn this into a sassy Noct blog.

It shall remain a headcanon blog…

…And I have decided to use my secondary email to create a NEW main blog for sassy noct!

Happy days!

In a day or two, it should be up and running! Mostly because I wanna do something a BIT different than what I did here.

Once it’s running, I’ll post an announcement here.

Anyone who can think up a name for the blog can write a comment on this post.

Thank you for reading!

Ango: The horrible things you do are starting to make me believe you are the spawn of the devil, Dazai.

Dazai: I mean there was that time I got itchy near a crucifix…

Ango:….

Oda: That was when you had bed bugs.

Fallen: demons bring nothing but suffering and trouble.

Dante: Nah I also brought booze.

Catweek day 1, Catching the cast cats for a vet visit, Headcanons

OH BOY, GUESS WHO’S BACK?? That’s right. Me. I’m back, I feel much better and I want to thank you guys for your patience. Now let’s ring the bell and start cat week. If you guys want to write/draw or do.. anything that has to do with the FFXV cast as cats tag me and it as cat week and I’ll reblog it. *cracks knuckles* here we go. Enjoy your stay~

Regis - He has a problem with his right front leg so he has to visit the vet fairly often - He has a problem - One could think the most chill cat would be easy to catch - Though, he isn’t - As soon as Regis sees the transportation box he’s gone - Gone as in you can’t find this damn cat - You can look for him everywhere - Everywhere - You won’t find him - That is until he feels safe from you and makes a mistake - But that doesn’t spare you from the sudden strength he develops to try and escape your grip - Be strong - Clarus might come and try to help him

Clarus - Most likely to go to the vet because he fought another cat - Surprisingly easy - Catch him with treats - If he’s not to eat due to surgery, take them out of the box as soon as he’s inside - Don’t listen to his mews - It’s a trap - An adorable trap - Tries to escape five seconds inside the box - Might even try to crash against it to break it

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"Bitch stole my look"

                                                                                                                            Who wore it better?

(trick question–the answer is always Ignis)

(Mod by me so I apologize for any brokenness–up at the Steam Workshop)

Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.

Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!

Chuuya: Not with that attitude.

Hello! I am the friend of the chibi England cosplayer c: the one with a blue wig lol my tumblr is nuclearglass(I'm too lazy to like sign in and shit) I hope we can be friends!! Your cosplay was so adorable and you impersonate him nicely!!

Thank you.

Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.

Ravus: Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Touch me again

And I'll f***ing kill you!

Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.

Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.