"Bitch Stole My Look"

V: well this seems a bit rude

Y/n: I’ve never killed before

Griffon: *clears throat*

Y/n: that hasn’t tried to kill me, or bother me....or tried to marry me.

Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.

Fyodor: What is it?

Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.

Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later.

I just really like the idea of Ardyn in a suit ok

Ignis: alright Gladio it's your turn.

Gladio: I'll take the rapist for $500

Ignis: that says Therapist-

Gladio: who is Ardyn Izunia!

Ignis: you're horrible.

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Ignis: on the board we have "famous titles, the number 10 and current kings of Lucis"

Gladio: I'll take famous Titties for $1200

Ignis: that is famous titles..... this movie was named after a game "assassin's creed"

Gladio: ARANEA HIGHWIND

Ignis: I hate you...

Ignis and Prompto look like they're giving the chocobo a pep-talk

ffxv windows edition ↯ ansel

Mc: please stop killing people….

Ais: *holding an almost dead thug* if they can’t survive a beating then they’re weak.

Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.

Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!

Dazai: But you shot me.

Chuuya: You asked me to.

Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.

Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*

Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!

Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.

Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.

Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?

Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!

Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?

(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)

~Kira~

Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.

Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US