Y/n: I’ve Never Killed Before

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?

Nikolai: Let’s see…

*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*

Nikolai: I think I’m running low.

Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!

Been playing FFXIV and Touchstarved and was wondering what roles each touchstarved character would have.

Mhin would me ninja in my opinion they seem good with stealth and use blades.

Kuras would be a healer role maybe white mage or something.

Ais would probably be a form of monk??

Leander black mage or red mage?

Not sure about Vere

Anyone want to put input that also plays both games?

Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?

Ais: Which voice?

Kira: Are you- Are you okay?

Who would be the one to trick Thief MC into a spar just to pin them or trick them into being pinned by MC?

Diana: I made a trap that will rip the very skin off a man the moment he enters a room! Let call Ardyn!

Noctis: I have him on speed dial

Ignis: STOP FEEDING HER MURDEROUS TENDENCIES!

Prompto: I just noticed we are all Disney princesses. None of us have mothers and things have happened to us.

Noctis: please no singing

Ignis: if anyone sings, I'm crashing the regalia and killing us all.

Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.

Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US

Cloud: oh no he’s hot!

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Sigma: What are you doing?

Nikolai: Fyodor put me in time out because I nailed Bram’s coffin shut with him inside it.

Sigma: Why?

Nikolai: I was bored. It was fun.

Sigma: What did you learn?

Nikolai: Bram is a snitch.